YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT IF I TOLD YOU

I know, I know. I have not been posting like all fucking summer. Well the reason for that, there really is no reason for that. I have been really fucking lazy and truly uninspired.

I always hate to disappoint my readers. They love to come here and see me have diarrhea of the mouth and spout off on just about anything.

I will say this Paris Hilton finding god after jail, has really left my rantings at a minimal. Britney does not even get me angry she is too white trash anyway.

I apologize greatly for not being here.

So here is a quick list of my Summer:

1. Drank a lot
2. Slept a lot (due to the drinking)
3. Traveled a little
4. Gambled a little.
5. Lost money due to gambling which caused the drinking
6. Had a little fling
7. Lost that little fling
8. Back to work with no more vacation for 6 months
9. Sad face

so there it is in a nutshell. If you would like me to elaborate on any of the top Nine Items leave a comment.

If you want me to spout off about anything or anyone leave it in a comment. As I said since Paris found god, I got nothing.

I will give you the Fuck you list for this week though:

1. People who use the term "Uber" I really fucking hate that
2. My boss
3. Road construction that broke my muffler
4. Men that DON'T call when they say they are
5. Men that you DON'T want to call that call all the time
6. Emo's (just learned that word and I do not think I like these people)
7. Me for not posting
8. Cellphone contracts

So until next time (which could be months)

later