THANKS FOR THE TAG

I have had this blog for over a year and have never been "tagged"

Thanks AZA for fucking that up. I do not hate you or anything but I feel I am responsible to reply. Again I thank AZA.

7 WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME
Disclamier....there are a 100 weird things about me to narrow it down is a chore.

1. I have never eaten broccli (like eating a tree)
2. I do not like to "swallow "(i have done it but I fucking hate it)
3. I hate liberals (and their liberal children)
4. I only love Paris Hilton when she is giving that Downs Syndrome baby face (to me that is funny)
5. I like beer (that is not so weird but I had to put it out there)
6. I secretely want to be Drew Barrymore (that bitch is cool as shit)
7. I have seen ALL of the "Bring It On's" ( I know you saw them too) Fuck You

Any way for my first tag tis went quite well

AZA do it again we might have to fight.

Any ways peace all ...................later

THE NEWS HAS BEEN GOOD TO ME!!!!!!

Paris Hilton is doing 45 days in jail for being stupid. If that really was the case she should be doing life.

Driving drunk, suspended licence, and being dumb.

Haaaaaaaaaa

First thing I want to say is any other woman in that facility that is doing time in the same cell block. I will load up your commissary with $1,000, just if you rough her up everyday.

Good luck Paris. And remember anal rape primarily only happens in mens correctional facilities. But I am sure that is something you could handle anyways.

THE "HOFF" IS A BOOZER

I always knew something was up with David Hasselhoff. Now come to find out he is a drunk. And not just any other drunk.

He is a drunk that drove a talking car and solved crimes and shit. Hope he did not drink and drive. Well who cares the fucking car drove itself.

He as a drunk ass Lifeguard. Did he have to be drunk to look at Pam Anderson's titties. Maybe he is a little gay as well.

He also Brought down the Berlin Wall, or so they say. I hear that the booze was cheaper on the other side of the wall. Sort of selfish of the Hoff but hey the wall came down so kill 2 birds with one stone.

He also was a drunk musician. I have only seen 1 video of his and that was enough. Some shit about jump in my car because I am way too fucked up to drive.

Well if you watch CNN and shit like that you will see the video that his daughter taped I guess as some sort of "intervention"

Where was the intervention on his career. Little to late little Hasselhoff.

Any way good luck on the "wagon" Mr. Hasselhoff.

Hey does the "Wagon" for the Hoff drive itself and you can talk to it through a wristwatch. I wonder.