WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE LIKE HER

We all know people like her. One of my best friends is like this. No matter what the news she has the worst story or news. I have some family like that. Well they have the most horribe lives i guess, they have cars and houses and beautiful children. I live in a one bedroom and drive a 94 Mitsubishi.

I have more optimisim then most though. I still think that most people are normal. I must definitely be slipping if i think that.

I am still back in the day when it was acceptable to beat your children in the line at K-Mart. Now i want to beat their kids.

DISCLAIMER: i do not have children.

We all remeber the beating we got in line at a store right.....I know i do.

I must be slipping but i want the right to beat kids in public if they are acting like assholse to be ammended to the Constitution.


......................Fuck I am Slipping

For Petes Sake

I was at the Arbys today sitting in my car enjoying a nice Jamocha Shake. I see theis women (elderly) come out and get in to her car. Strangely she gets in the passenger seat. I figured someone was coming out like a husband or a friend. So i proceed to drink my Jamocha shake and read the Paper and i look up....

Se gets out of the car yells for Petes sake and gets in the drivers seat.

I thought to my self she is on the road and does not even know which side to get in..

Maybe i am slipping but that is just a bit to fucked for me