WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE LIKE HER

We all know people like her. One of my best friends is like this. No matter what the news she has the worst story or news. I have some family like that. Well they have the most horribe lives i guess, they have cars and houses and beautiful children. I live in a one bedroom and drive a 94 Mitsubishi.

I have more optimisim then most though. I still think that most people are normal. I must definitely be slipping if i think that.

I am still back in the day when it was acceptable to beat your children in the line at K-Mart. Now i want to beat their kids.

DISCLAIMER: i do not have children.

We all remeber the beating we got in line at a store right.....I know i do.

I must be slipping but i want the right to beat kids in public if they are acting like assholse to be ammended to the Constitution.


......................Fuck I am Slipping