WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

Where the fuck have I been you ask. Well I just finished a stint in the county jail for DUI. I figured that it was the cool thing to do.

No Really I have been on vacation. Living it up in NYC, and Atlantic City.

So Dyck here it is I updated my fucking blog.


The Fuck you list for this week is:

1. Paris(always on the list and I saw your cunt ass on Larry King)
2. Honda dealership (love the car hate your service)
3. Waste management for picking up garbage twice this week (WHY?)
4. Construction at local grocery store (can't find a damn thing)
5. My boss

I will add 1 thank you this week:

1. Thanks to that nice man, to remain nameless, at Atlantic City for making me have an awesome night! I owe you.

Later

JUST LIKE HITTING THE LOTTERY FOR ME BUT ONLY BETTER

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Fuck you you crying bitch. You did the crime now do the fucking time.

Weren't crying when you were driving drunk. Not crying while you were driving drunk in you 100,000 dollar Bentley.

So listen here little girl suck it up and deal with what you have to deal with.

I really have nothing more to say than look at the picture

TELL ME WHY

I have a burning question? I has been on my mind for about a week now. I need someone to explain to me why.

OK here goes. Why? When I hit the snooze button on my alarm it is only for 9 minutes?

I believe a good "snooze" takes longer than 9 minutes.

In America when we have millions of choices on million of things. We only get 1 choice on how long the snooze goes for.

I believe that when I go to buy an alarm clock I should get the choice between 9 minutes up to a 1 hour snooze.

When I go buy booze there are a billion bottles to choose from at the liquor store. Why not when buying an alarm

I thought this was America.

OK now if anyone out there has an alarm clock with a snooze longer than 9 minutes, maybe we could work out a trade.

List of things that bugged me today:

1. the snooze alarm
2. humidity
3. gas prices only went down 1 cent (fuck you 1 cent what am I going to do with a penny)
4. work
5. the fact that beer prices went up due to gas prices (do the trucks run on Budweiser)
6. tuberculosis

Have a good weekend !!!!