TELL ME WHY
I have a burning question? I has been on my mind for about a week now. I need someone to explain to me why.
OK here goes. Why? When I hit the snooze button on my alarm it is only for 9 minutes?
I believe a good "snooze" takes longer than 9 minutes.
In America when we have millions of choices on million of things. We only get 1 choice on how long the snooze goes for.
I believe that when I go to buy an alarm clock I should get the choice between 9 minutes up to a 1 hour snooze.
When I go buy booze there are a billion bottles to choose from at the liquor store. Why not when buying an alarm
I thought this was America.
OK now if anyone out there has an alarm clock with a snooze longer than 9 minutes, maybe we could work out a trade.
List of things that bugged me today:
1. the snooze alarm
2. humidity
3. gas prices only went down 1 cent (fuck you 1 cent what am I going to do with a penny)
4. work
5. the fact that beer prices went up due to gas prices (do the trucks run on Budweiser)
6. tuberculosis
Have a good weekend !!!!
OK here goes. Why? When I hit the snooze button on my alarm it is only for 9 minutes?
I believe a good "snooze" takes longer than 9 minutes.
In America when we have millions of choices on million of things. We only get 1 choice on how long the snooze goes for.
I believe that when I go to buy an alarm clock I should get the choice between 9 minutes up to a 1 hour snooze.
When I go buy booze there are a billion bottles to choose from at the liquor store. Why not when buying an alarm
I thought this was America.
OK now if anyone out there has an alarm clock with a snooze longer than 9 minutes, maybe we could work out a trade.
List of things that bugged me today:
1. the snooze alarm
2. humidity
3. gas prices only went down 1 cent (fuck you 1 cent what am I going to do with a penny)
4. work
5. the fact that beer prices went up due to gas prices (do the trucks run on Budweiser)
6. tuberculosis
Have a good weekend !!!!
posted by DS at 5:44 AM
4 Comments:
I think alarm clocks should add a "coma" button that lasts for six months.
Snooze buttons are russian roulette! If you sleep through it, thou art truely screwed!
If you get a pocket computer, they have variable snooze lengths.
I thought you would be about the happiest girl on earth right now, with Paris in jail and Rosie looking like the biggest jackass ever!
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