SPRING IS IN THE AIR.....AAAHHH

Today being the last day of February, makes me think that soon it will be spring.

Soon flowers will be growing, grass will be green and trees will again have leaves.

A wonderful time of the year spring is. Makes the winter not seem so bad when you have something to look forward to.

I am looking forward to bar-b-ques, cold beer on a hot day, flip flops, and vacation!

I am not looking forward to sweating, sunburns, warm beer on a hot day.

If you are wondering how I have become so reflective on such a day it is simple.

Spring brings out the love in all of us. We all like the mating ritual, I personally love it. Not like National Geographic but you get my drift.

Well living in the eves of my house is a squirrel family. Well, from the sound I heard this morning at 5:30, it should be a larger squirrel family in however long it takes to have squirrel babies.

Yes that is right. I was awoken at 5:30am by 2 squirrels "doing it"

I love spring

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP!

Recently it has been brought to my attention that people are fucking idiots. Now the reasons that they are idiots varies, due to the situation.

One thing that has been driving me crazy, is the fact that when we die, people refused to bury us.

James Brown took like 3 months to put him in the ground. And now with Anna Nicole.

Fuck It! That is some crazy shit. Who cares where they want to be buried. Just put them in the ground. Have a little respect for the dead.

So in conclusion, I realized that if some thing happened and they would fight where to put my dead ass. I need to make some plans here.

So to all the readers here it goes:

When I die just put my ass in a plane drop me in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and let me become fish food.
The food chain will become full circle.

I would have done my part.

WHY GOD OH WHY!!!!!!

I used to have such hatred towards Paris Hilton. It was justified. I swear.

But now in recent light there is someone that I completely can't stand even a little.

Fuck!!! You!!! Britney!!! Fuck you!!!!

I do not give a shit that you shaved your head. I could care less if you shaved your eyebrows, upper lip, pubic area or what.

Why does your hair removal have to be on the front of major newspapers and on CNN all day.

No one cared a few years back when I fell asleep with gum in my mouth and I had to cut my hair real short.

Never even made the church bulletin.

I forgot that we cured world hunger, got out of war in Iraq and Afghanistan, stopped murders and rapes. That the news is that slow that this is what is on the front page.

So please people stop letting the media feed you this shit. Don't watch CNN, don't buy the paper.

I right here and now to say that If I was rich. I would beat up the following, (no specific order)

1. Paris Hilton
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Britney Spears
4. Nicholas Cage
5. Hillary Clinton
6. Any of the Carter Family
7. Any one on Surreal life
8. Harry Potter
9. Naomi Campbell (just for the challenge that bitch is tough)
10. Any on in the cast of Titanic

I am stopping there this could go on all day!

peace

I PICKED THE WRONG CAREER PATH

When most children were young they had big aspirations to be something huge. Actress, Musician, Doctor, Lawyer, Professional sports, Astronaut or whatever.

Well now that I see that you can be an astronaut and be a psycho that has intention of killing someone. Might of made me want to be a astronaut.

Or a super model.

Tough choice.

PS. sorry about lack of hilarous posts. Will be back on track real soon. Hey I have no time and have been a bit uninspired.