CHECK LIST FOR TODAY OF WHAT NOT TO DO

18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL (Liberal: A modern day misnomer. Actually, yesterday's liberals are today's centrists, while today's liberals are yesterday's leftists.)

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support partial birth abortion.
2. You have to believe that business creates oppression and government creates prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of terrorists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected bynature's cyclical changes, and more by soccer moms, driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but homosexuality is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spre ad by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that a college educated and certified 4th grade teacher knows less about running her class than a strung-out, dropout mother.
9. You have to believe that the life of a monkey in medical research is more important than the life of a child in intensive care.
10. You have to believe that government-bestowed privileges are more important than sweating to earn them.
11. You have to believe that Christianity is a right-wing crutch, but Islam is simply misunderstood.
12. You have to believe that the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Malcom-X and Jane Fonda are moreimportant to American history than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
15. You have to believ e that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas are not.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't workedanywhere it has been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades are constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas are illegal.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.GOD BLESS AMERICA! (Oops, can't do that either.)

FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU LOUD MOUTH BITCH

HOW I GOT OFFENDED TODAY!

Unemployment is grand, at least for now. You sleep and do shit on your won time.....FUCK yeah.

So at about 6am this morning I went to the local 24 hour grocery store. Gotta love something that is 24 hours....Right.

So any way I walk in grab my little red basket, and stat wandering around when I realized that, damn I am the only customer in the store. I felt that I should of deserved some special treatment. Did I get that special treatment......

Of course not!

Instead I got offended. If you ever go into a store in the early morning hours you know right away how quiet it is. So you hear every thing.

So as I walked around with my empty basket. I hear over the loud speaker "SECURITY TO ISLE 4, SECURITY TO ISLE 4"

I really did not even think about it until I looked to see what isle I was in.

You got it isle #4

Did they think because I was the only one in there at that time in the morning that I was stealing something or some shit like that.

So I wait to see if anyone comes down the isle. Not even 3 minutes later a store employee is hovering around the end of the isle looking like they were fixing something. But I knew.

Fuck that store, fuck them and fuck security. I should of stole something. I have the time now I can go to court and do a few days in jail for stealing tampons.

I was offended because I don't steal and I don't think I look like someone who steals. And I am not that fucking dumb where I would go to a store with NO ONE in it except employees and expect to get away with something.

If I had a job this probably would never happen. So this unemployment shit seems just to get better and better.

Just to let you all out there know. I have not been here all that much. There is one reason for that. That new fucking job I took. It sucks.

So last week I was at this fucking new job and I had a realization. I wanted to go to Vegas with some friends. Well my new fucking boss was a prick and wanted me to work on Saturday.

So being the way I am I said sure I will work.

That was until I sat for a moment and said fuck this shit.

So I left work on a Thursday and never came back. So let me hear a "fuck yeah" to unemployment.

So most people that quit jobs go out and look for another. Well not me I went to Vegas and spent more money than I should of.

FUCK IT! Only live once right!!!

So from this point on I am unemployed. I could go back to my old job, which I probably will, but I am taking this new found freedom and going to do what I can with it.

Most would be like"what are you going to do for money" Answer "I do not fucking know"

So to all out there that hate there fucking 9-5 cubicle jobs. I hear ya. I quit my job for all of you.
So you better fucking appreciate it.

Later all I have to go and.....oh yeah do nothing. HEHEHEHEHE

MARCH MADNESS!!!!!

This is the time of year if you are a basketball fan. Me I like baseball a bit more but that will be soon enough.

I never really watch the NCAA tournament. But I have been or at least I will be. Due to the fact that my Alma matter University of Albany is in the tournament.


See I spent the better part of my drinking years at this school. I have even forgotten that they had a basketball team. No I am just kidding with that one.




Any way I hope to see my Alma matter get as far if not win the whole thing. UA-UA-UA-UAUAUAUA(i was singing as i typed that.)

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On a different note I just got back from 5 days in Vegas and man is my credit card beat.

I lost a few *cough* hundred. Ate some decent food. Drank a lot of booze. I also got hit on by a very, very good looking man. Now most of the time I would of been right there.

Because what ever happens in Vegas well you know. But also in Vegas sometimes these people cost money. I had already lost 200 dollars on Black Jack so sorry charlie. Not this time.

Well whatever I had a blast. All fun in Vegas. Plus how can anyone not enjoy a prime rib dinner for 5.99.