MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!!!!

Haaaa. Yes Rosie will soon have her fat face off of my TV.

She claims that it is because she did not want to sign a 3 year contract. I believe because she a loud mouth liberal traitor.

Either reason I believe that she needed to go or else Barbara Walters was going to stroke out. Maybe Barbara has how can anyone tell.

All that would make me anymore happy would be that I either hit the Lotto, or Paris Hilton gets traded into white slavery sex trade in Thailand.

I would be happy with wither decision really.

So thank you Rosie for receiving all that hate mail and actually hearing it.

I hate that liberal lard ass.......Now she will be silent and I think that I can't ask for more.

Sweet!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS A HEAD SCRATCHER?

This article that I found really makes me think. I am having a little trouble wrapping
my head around this.

I mean anytime that marijuana gets a thumbs up it makes me happy. But this article makes me think that this is somewhat self defeating.

Smoke pot....put foreign substances into lungs. Get lung cancer. Smoke pot shrinks tumors in the lung.

I think that researchers and the person that even wrote this article are both high.


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On a different note I am back to work and this is all that I have done is look up weird articles on the Internet.

I love my job but I hate working


Wednesdays fuck you list....

Random drug testing
Work
New York State Lottery
Michael Eisner
The fucking bitch that took my stapler

PS. I found out yesterday that a guy I used to date, and who dumped me for some dumb skanky bitch, He has HERPES.

That is fucking awesome, Kama's is a bitch KEVIN daaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE!!!

One thing that made my wonderful day today. Well I got my old job back. I am not loving it but it was not a bad job and the money was great.

Another thing that made me happy was that they finally found the father to Baby Danny Lynn.

Fucking finally, I was so fucking sick of hearing about it. Why did they need the fucking DNA test. I could of told you in like 2 seconds who the father was. You ask how would I know for sure. I will tell you, 2 things, I am a Maury Povich avid Dna test results watcher so there is my training. And JUST LOOK AT THE BABY. She looks absolutely nothing like Howard K. Stern. She looked just like Larry Berkhart.

Now if we could just bury James Brown. I would be creaming my pants.

Oh yeah another thing, I really do not see what Imus said was so wrong. He talks shit all the time. They will probably never fire him. Sorry Rutgers woman's basketball team. Comb your hair and move on with your life I really do not care to hear how you feelings were hurt.

Fuckin' Ho's

Wednesdays Fuck you list:

Al Sharpton
Rutgers Woman's Basketball
Imus
Howard K. Stern
Time Warner Cable
Matt Lauer
Crocks
Under wire in my bra

EASTER SCHMEESTER!!!!

I wonder why when I went to the store yesterday there was not one parking space. Not one grocery cart, not even a little red basket. So as I wander around with my hands full trying to find a check out that does NOT have 40 people in it.

It dawned on me. Oh my god Sunday is Easter! How the fuck do I forget that. So I wondered to myself. What am I going to do for Easter????

Did not make arrangements to go home. No one called me to inquire if I was going home. Does none of my family love me anymore.

Then It dawned on me. I do not have to do anything. I will order some Chinese watch some shitty TV. Just like any other Sunday.

Well I did decide to make my mother happy and I went to church this morning.

All I have to say about that is WOW. I went to the Catholic church in my town no parking. Not even a seat to be found. Where do all these people come from. I go to church sporadically and they are NEVER there on Sunday. All dressed up with there Cadburry egg sugar induced children.

So like an angry woman I left. Thinking I will make the next service at the next church in the next town.

Same fucking story. All I wanted to do is go to church, why was god making it so hard, on, of all days Easter.

So as I drive home a little annoyed I see a sign for Easter Services. So I said why not it is a church.

Well I ended up at the Zion First Baptist Church or some crazy shit like that. There was parking, there was seats. There even was a band.

I have never been to a Baptist church but what could be the difference they all believe in the same thing. Only difference I could see was that I was the only white girl there. But they did not seem to care.

I will say this though ........They know how to ROCK.

It was the most entertaining Easter at church in my life. I was almost moved.

The differences in a Catholic church and a baptist church is not much but the music and the people.

So at least I went to church........

Happy Easter

peace