MMMMMM.....BEER

This is the man of my dreams sort of. Homer has some positive qualities...Faithful, caring, funny and has a job. More men should look towards homer for the simple qualities that most women look for in men.

Me I seem to get the ones without a job, or they had one and suddenly lost it. I seen to also attract the ones that like other ladies, not my boyfriend now but I have had some experiences.

Homer may be rude and a little crude but he never cheated on Marge, even in that episode with the country singer.

He is not that brite but I like them a little on the slow side.

I should really reevaluate what I look for in men no wonder I have had terrible luck in the past.

ps... I love beer so that is why I love Homer