WO SAID LIFE AFTER 30 IS FUN!
Just to let you know this is a graphic post so there you have been warned.
I was sitting on my couch the other night when all of a sudden I got this pain. Was not a pain that woul make me cry but a pain that I could not figure out why it was happening.
I was sitting there a pain came to me via the side of my right foot.
It fucking hurt.
So I figured ok maybe some shoes I wore.
Well I let it go. I went to my mothers today and asked her. "Do you ever get a pain in the side of your foot?"
She said yes where she has a bunion.
So when I went home I googled Bunion!
Yadda yadda yadda.....
I think I have a "bunionette"
That is a bunion that is not near the big toe but near the little toe.
Fuck this!
I want to be 21 again no worries no bunions.
I have a bunion at 31 at 61 I am doomed.
The main cause of bunions is improper foot wear> What woman has ever wore proper foot wear.
doomed I am doomed
I was sitting on my couch the other night when all of a sudden I got this pain. Was not a pain that woul make me cry but a pain that I could not figure out why it was happening.
I was sitting there a pain came to me via the side of my right foot.
It fucking hurt.
So I figured ok maybe some shoes I wore.
Well I let it go. I went to my mothers today and asked her. "Do you ever get a pain in the side of your foot?"
She said yes where she has a bunion.
So when I went home I googled Bunion!
Yadda yadda yadda.....
I think I have a "bunionette"
That is a bunion that is not near the big toe but near the little toe.
Fuck this!
I want to be 21 again no worries no bunions.
I have a bunion at 31 at 61 I am doomed.
The main cause of bunions is improper foot wear> What woman has ever wore proper foot wear.
doomed I am doomed
posted by DS at 12:15 AM
4 Comments:
No wonder the dude at the bakery always looks at me weird. I thought bunions were onion flavored dinner rolls.
haha to MD! Sorry about the foot pain!
At least you didn't have a freakin' vericose vein at the age of 17!! How ridiculous is that?
LOL at Mighty D. Good grief.
As kids, my siblings and I made up a bunion rhyme after learning my aunt had bad bunions. It went:
My bunions smell like onions cuz my onions smell like bunions.
Mind you, I was like 5.
I've had bunions since at least 21, and probably before (I'm nearly 33 now). Footwear was part of the problem, but they're totally hereditary for me. Thanks a lot, Grandma.
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