LOVE AND HATE

Here are 2 lists of my love and hate world that might give you a little insight to how I am

THINGS I LOVE----

1. Spring
2. A good cup of coffee
3. A nice cold beer
4. Family
5. New socks
6. The feeling of going to bed on fresh clean sheets
7. My Cat
8. TV
9. The NY POST
10. Matthew Mcconaughey


THINGS I HATE-----

1. When you are eating salsa and you stick the chip in the jar and you get salsa all over you hand.
2. When people have terrible grammar ex. yous guys, ain't got no and my favorite bite me
3. Wedgies
4. Working
5. Canadians....Not all just Celion Dion and Dave Coulier (I do like Alanis Morissette)
6. Sushi
7. Pidgeons (maybe birds in general)
8. Fairs (many many reasons I do like the freak shows though)
9. When you dial a wrong # and get a fax machine (all the screeching)
10. Teva Sandals (they are just fucking ugly)
11. Job interviews
12. Grocery shopping
13. The "KING" from the Burger King commercials (he is freaky)
14. Slim Jims (what are they really)
15. Telemarketers

It kills me that the first list is shorter than the second. But all the things on both list are as real as I get. I just hope that the Teva sandal company does not sue for slander.