THE HOLIDAY PINCH.....NOT IN A GOOD WAY
Get it together people it is crunch time. There is like 5 days left to finish up all you fucking shopping. So stop fucking around.
It is time to stress out, spend all your money, drive for hour to get a parking space, and hope that all the efforts that you made will be worth it.
The ungrateful that you buy presents for might give you the "LOOK" you know the one that you make when you receive pj's from Aunt Helen. See if you just told Aunt Helen you sleep naked then she might stop buying you old lady Pj's.
I just say fuck all that and buy everyone Booze as presents. Spend enough at the Liquor store and they will give you free gift bags. One stop shop. Hell yeah!
So get off you ass and get out there, fight the crowds and spend all your money, I am sure Baby Jesus would approve.
It is time to stress out, spend all your money, drive for hour to get a parking space, and hope that all the efforts that you made will be worth it.
The ungrateful that you buy presents for might give you the "LOOK" you know the one that you make when you receive pj's from Aunt Helen. See if you just told Aunt Helen you sleep naked then she might stop buying you old lady Pj's.
I just say fuck all that and buy everyone Booze as presents. Spend enough at the Liquor store and they will give you free gift bags. One stop shop. Hell yeah!
So get off you ass and get out there, fight the crowds and spend all your money, I am sure Baby Jesus would approve.
posted by DS at 10:28 PM
3 Comments:
Baby Jesus LOOOOVE retail!
You can't go wrong with McDonald's ArchCards. That's what all my people are getting.
...Or condoms...everyone can use condoms.
This is the best shopping advice I have ever seen.
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