DEBAUCHERY AND I AM ALWAYS THE LAST TO FIND OUT
I was at work tonight (surprise, surprise) and I went to go to the ladies room. With out going in to detail I was drying my hands off and getting ready to throw the paper towel in the garbarage and what do I see.........
A fucking empty condom wrapper. In the ladies room at work. Not like I work in a whore house and this is common practice. I work in a medical supply facility. That shit is no the norm.
As shocked as I was, I ran to the person sitting in the next cubicle and told her what I had seen. We laughed picked out a few people that their DNA might link them to the wrapper. And then I went on with my night. Well about 2 hours later after everyone is gone and I went outside for a cigarette.
I went to tie my shoe and there near the ashtray right in front of the front door.
Yep you got it. Another blue Trojan wrapper just like the ones in the ladies room. I was like no fucking way. This can't be. Being the good employee that I am you would think I would of cleaned it up because after all It was right there to the right of the front door.
Fuck that I have no clue what type of herpes ridden fool would of had sex all over work.
I mean I have no Idea how someone pulled this off. Everyday there is always more than one person here. The only time that there is 1 person here It is either me on the weekdays or some other chick on the weekends.
I know it is not mine, and if it was I would of combed the crime scene for any trace of any acts performed in the ladies room or in front of the building.
So now I can point to one person but I can't see her doing that, but Again evidence would point to either her or me. Well I have evidence that I was not there since Friday night. I only wish I had that kind of luck.
So maybe the weekend-overnighter is putting in some overtime. Fuck, she has sex while at work and all I do is smoke too many cigarettes and sometimes write an entry for this blog.
I really do not live an exciting life.
ps. I state for the record I never had sex at any job that I ever had. After work but never AT work
A fucking empty condom wrapper. In the ladies room at work. Not like I work in a whore house and this is common practice. I work in a medical supply facility. That shit is no the norm.
As shocked as I was, I ran to the person sitting in the next cubicle and told her what I had seen. We laughed picked out a few people that their DNA might link them to the wrapper. And then I went on with my night. Well about 2 hours later after everyone is gone and I went outside for a cigarette.
I went to tie my shoe and there near the ashtray right in front of the front door.
Yep you got it. Another blue Trojan wrapper just like the ones in the ladies room. I was like no fucking way. This can't be. Being the good employee that I am you would think I would of cleaned it up because after all It was right there to the right of the front door.
Fuck that I have no clue what type of herpes ridden fool would of had sex all over work.
I mean I have no Idea how someone pulled this off. Everyday there is always more than one person here. The only time that there is 1 person here It is either me on the weekdays or some other chick on the weekends.
I know it is not mine, and if it was I would of combed the crime scene for any trace of any acts performed in the ladies room or in front of the building.
So now I can point to one person but I can't see her doing that, but Again evidence would point to either her or me. Well I have evidence that I was not there since Friday night. I only wish I had that kind of luck.
So maybe the weekend-overnighter is putting in some overtime. Fuck, she has sex while at work and all I do is smoke too many cigarettes and sometimes write an entry for this blog.
I really do not live an exciting life.
ps. I state for the record I never had sex at any job that I ever had. After work but never AT work
posted by DS at 2:06 AM
11 Comments:
Here's to creativity.
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At work is always better, it breaks up the monotony of an otherwise dreary day. Plus you move into the ranks of professionals since you are on the clock so to speak - somehow, the idea of being a professional f**ker appeals to me. (LOL) I was more inclined to participate until the sudden prevalence of all the security mini-cams, not that I mind putting on a show, just not for free.
Did you check around the empty wrappers for hidden cameras??
I teach at a (usually) really nice public high school in New York. However, last year, two students were caught having sex in the stairwell. Not in a private, secluded section of the stairwell either. Right where folks walk by when they change classes. There they were going at it, leaning up against a wall! I only hope a condom was involved!
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