RICHARD DAWSON...STOP TOUCHING MY ASS
This post is about something we all know about. Something we watch on TV. Sometimes we enjoy it other times we get real pissed off at the people.
I am Talking about Family feud....You know the game show.
Well I watch the "Feud" every morning after work. Most days it is ok. But if I was on that I would be telling my family what a bunch of morons that they are. The premise of the show is quite simple. Top whatever answers to some meaningless question.
Well today was the question ........Top 6 answers on the board, Name a movie with the word "good" in it.
Well the team that won decided that they were going to "play".... Bad move Diaz family because your mother is a fuking retard.
Her answer.........Good Hunting............. Good hunting what the fuck was that.
I assume that she meant good will hunting. Well lucky cousin "chip" is on the ball because he picked up on that and they got an answer.
2 more remain to win...
they unfortunate get back to mom...
Her answer...........Good Guys........Good guys again I sit there and say what the fuck. There is no movie called good guys. I mean there could be but I am pretty sure it is no on the Top 6 answers.
So any way the question goes to the other family....Chance to win and move on for a chance at 20,000 dollars.
Out of the huddle they come and their answer...........The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
Ok not as bad as mother Diaz's answer but that move was made how many fucking years ago. I am sure that the people that they survey were not even born.
Don't get me wrong I thought it was a good answer. Hell I even liked the movie but I was not born when that movie came out.
Well it was not there so the Diaz family wins the game and moves on for a chance at 20,000 dollars. I could not watch that train wreck so I went to bed.
I have no Idea why I watch that show because it is not a true cross section of a typical family. I mean if that was my family....And I gave some fucked up stupid answer.....My family would not stand there clap and chant "GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER"
They would be looking at me and I could see the in their eyes the beating I was going to take in the parking lot after the show because I blew them 20 grand. 50 years later they would be like remember when you lost us 20 large. Fucking family.
To make it worse Richard Kharn knows his job sucks. He stands there sometimes and Looks at them like .....umm you have to be fucking kidding me......
Give me sleazy game show legend Richard Dawson any day. Tongue kissing all the ladies. Drunk all day and making a living. I probably would of let him cop a feel back then. No I really probably would.
Well now that I got that out I feel much better.
Any way what do you think the Top 6 answers were.....I know............
I am Talking about Family feud....You know the game show.
Well I watch the "Feud" every morning after work. Most days it is ok. But if I was on that I would be telling my family what a bunch of morons that they are. The premise of the show is quite simple. Top whatever answers to some meaningless question.
Well today was the question ........Top 6 answers on the board, Name a movie with the word "good" in it.
Well the team that won decided that they were going to "play".... Bad move Diaz family because your mother is a fuking retard.
Her answer.........Good Hunting............. Good hunting what the fuck was that.
I assume that she meant good will hunting. Well lucky cousin "chip" is on the ball because he picked up on that and they got an answer.
2 more remain to win...
they unfortunate get back to mom...
Her answer...........Good Guys........Good guys again I sit there and say what the fuck. There is no movie called good guys. I mean there could be but I am pretty sure it is no on the Top 6 answers.
So any way the question goes to the other family....Chance to win and move on for a chance at 20,000 dollars.
Out of the huddle they come and their answer...........The Good The Bad and The Ugly.
Ok not as bad as mother Diaz's answer but that move was made how many fucking years ago. I am sure that the people that they survey were not even born.
Don't get me wrong I thought it was a good answer. Hell I even liked the movie but I was not born when that movie came out.
Well it was not there so the Diaz family wins the game and moves on for a chance at 20,000 dollars. I could not watch that train wreck so I went to bed.
I have no Idea why I watch that show because it is not a true cross section of a typical family. I mean if that was my family....And I gave some fucked up stupid answer.....My family would not stand there clap and chant "GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER"
They would be looking at me and I could see the in their eyes the beating I was going to take in the parking lot after the show because I blew them 20 grand. 50 years later they would be like remember when you lost us 20 large. Fucking family.
To make it worse Richard Kharn knows his job sucks. He stands there sometimes and Looks at them like .....umm you have to be fucking kidding me......
Give me sleazy game show legend Richard Dawson any day. Tongue kissing all the ladies. Drunk all day and making a living. I probably would of let him cop a feel back then. No I really probably would.
Well now that I got that out I feel much better.
Any way what do you think the Top 6 answers were.....I know............
posted by DS at 1:32 AM
5 Comments:
I'm sure at least a few of the following were there ("Good Will Hunting" already being given).
"As Good As It Gets"
"A Few Good Men"
"Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"
"Good Morning, Vietnam"
"The Good Son"
"The Long Kiss Goodnight"
"Johnney Be Good"
"Good Night, And Good Luck"
YOU GOT 2
The creepiest part about this is Richard Dawson touching you with his bony skeletal hands. Wait ... he is dead, right? Actually, isn't he dead AND the guy who came after him was a suicide, right? I am telling you, that show is freak magnet style cursed. Stay away from it.
good point cash.
You leave conditioning to chance and human behavior is funny and scary.
Goodfellas
Good Will Hunting
The Good, The Bad And The Ugly was there you retard (LOL)!
Good Morning Vietnam
As Good As It Gets
A Few Good Men
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