CITY SECURITIES

Today is the only day that I have loved my job in like 8 years.....

Why you ask well I will be glad to tell you. First of all most of the time my job is just stupid. I make good money to be awake all night and do some busy work. Most of the people here are real assholes so I am glad that I work alone at night.

But today Wednesday, Hump day was the best day of the Week!

First things first this is a fairly large medical company that makes a ton of money and never hires anyone.

So for the first time in like 3 years they hired a tech support guy. That is great because I have to slam the mouse like 40 times a day to get it to work.....Maybe me slamming it is what broke it in the first place.....No

So I see him today he is an older Chinese/Japanese.....Asian that is it. Probably like 50 or so. I knew his last name was Wong because his office door says H. Wong (Technical)

I only have spoken to him like 3 times and he speaks with a broken accent, just passing by conversations like hi and how are ya. People tell me he just moved here like a year ago. Not a big deal to me. I just waste to know if he can make a mean egg roll and if he can hook me up.

So Mr. Wong, that is what I call him and my 7th grade mentality makes me giggle every time, called me at home today and asked if I could come in early so he could show me a new security system. I said sure then showed up 45 minutes late....Oops

So I get there so Mr. Wong, hehe, can explain the new security system....By the way here is a plug to City Securities.....You will see.

He begins that this is a City Securities system.....If you can imagine an Asian with minimal command of the English language say City it sounds and awful lot like shitty. So I know this was going to be real fun. Like the guy on South Park that runs the Chinese food place call City Wok.

See immaturity is a passion of mine and I love to embrace it any chance I can.

Well that made me try to get Mr. Wong to say city as much as I possibly could...hehe

"Now Mr. Wong what if the system does not turn off as expected?"

Mr. Wong "Call City Securities"------hehehehe

"Mr. Wong is this a good security company?"

Mr. Wong "City securities, It is the best around"

After like the 4oth time I have had my fun and started to let it go. Then to my delight the gods of humor smile down on me for one brief moment......

Mr. Wong got a call on his cell phone.........................................

As he takes it from his holder and opens it up and hastily says his full name......Now I know you might think that I am kidding but I swear to all that is Funny that his name is really Harry Wong.

I stood there for a second and looked around for anyone who just heard what he said.....Fuck no one did I imagine it was I that juvenile that I would manifest that this guys name was Harry Wong.

Almost peeing my pants I stood there straight faced just wanting to go........Any where but there.

Now this is how I see it. If you are from China how many Harrys are really walking around. Not many I bet. So you decide to come to America... That is just fine with me. But you take a name that is Chinese and try to make it American....Again no problem.

But Harry Wong didn't someone tell him. I mean Harold, Jim, Stan something other than Harry. I mean what was the rationale there.

So Mr. Wong finishes his speech and says "Any question?"

I said "No Mr. Wong"

He said "No call me Harry, we friends now"

I said "Ok Mr. Wong"

I love making new friends, I love meeting new people......I can say that I have almost seen it all, until Harry Wong was on a girls computer next to my desk and found out what she has been looking up......Yes that is right she was caught looking up the secrets of the Female orgasm.

Now even more funny is the Harry Wong found secrets of the female orgasm.

I honestly did not know it was a secret.

It is almost not even real like I over slept and the first 3 hours of the day was a dream. But I tell you this all is true I wish I could make shit like this up.

Back to work so I can break something so a Harry Wong can fix it. Some might say that Harry Wong can fix any problem.

LIVE FREE OR DIE MY ASS

Well just got back from vacation.......With my family. Sound ok right.....Wrong I am 31 you should not go on vacation with your family. But this was unavoidable. Actually it was not a vacation really just had to go visit some relatives that are not well but that is a long story.

Here is the situation.....Me, mother and brother in my mothers Sunfire driving from NY to New Hampshire.

I had to sit in the back. If you have or have ridden in a sunfire it is not fun to sit in the back on a ride to the store. I had to ride for like 8 hours in the back and I could not smoke. I must of pissed off the gods some how to deserve this. Of course my brother would not stop for anything. So I am have severe nicotine withdrawals and getting very claustrophobic.

I should of never started smoking again.

So I was not real up to going but I needed to see the family and since my brother was home for 2 weeks from California I decided I will go.

So off we went Friday at like 6am. Perfect for me I thought we would take my car someone else would drive and I could sleep in the back.

No we had to take the fucking clown car. Try sleeping in the back of a Sunfire.

We drove which seemed like forever and I saw that once past Maine that the leaves on the trees are already changing I thought to my self what the Fuck it is August.

So any way we end up in some little town, where my family lives. Well actually I could not tell you one BIG town in New Hampshire. Got to some rinky dink hotel where we were going to stay.

My mother wanted us all to say in the same room. I was like mom they have like fucking twin beds and like 1 chair. How the hell are 3 of us going to do that. She said no no its ok it will be fine. Well we got in there and the claustrophobia struck again this time it was my mom and me.

So we went back to the front desk and got 2 more rooms. I was psyched because my brother all be it we are twins he is so immature he would of drove me nuts. I need to have me time you know. Plus I could smoke my cigarettes in peace.

I took a nap while the other 2 went and got something to eat. When I woke up I was looking out the window and realized that....I really HATE New Hampshire. It was like 50 degrees, wind and damp.

They call New Hampshire something like the Switzerland of America. No shit because winter apparently starts in September. I was not dressed for this.

Well we did our stuff that we had to do, then were leaving on Monday morning. All in all not bad but Man it was fucking cold, and there is shit to do in New Hampshire. Maybe watch the leaves fall off the fucking trees in AUGUST.

So leaving New Hampshire with my tax free booze.....The ONE AND ONLY thing I did not bitch about all weekend is that state is TAX fucking free.....Well booze at least.

I muttered their state Motto that is plastered all over the fucking place.....Live Free Or Die

I change it to Get Me out of This Sunfire Or I AM Going to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


I do not want to piss off any one frome New Hampshire that might read this but you have to tell be how the fuck you do it.

Got to get backe to work so I can save up to go to Delaware next time, I heard that is a happening state

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A COOL 100 MILL

Work gets together every once in a while and plays the mega millions. So I come into work and I have some cheery do nothing receptionist in my face wondering if I want in the Mega Millions Pool.

Well most of the time I cringe thinking that If I did win the lotto where is the justice that all the fucking assholes that I work with won it TOO. I mean no exactly in my plans for the future.

So I give Cheery MC Cheer 2 dollars and signed the paper. She informed me that the Jack pot was some ridiculous amount of money and that if we won......yada yada yada

I thought for a minute wow great If I won I will quit my job 1st thing. After that it is all gravy.

Later in the evening I was talking with a few people about this and they were spouting off what they would do with the money if they won....Assuming that Cheery Mc Cheer did no take off to Brazil with the fax machine guy.

Any ways the most typical things were getting said like.....Buy a house, new cars, travel and so on.

One co worker turns to me and asks ---- "DS what would you do with the money"

Humm good question......As I contemplated it for a moment I came up with this.......

Co-worker---"well DS?"

Me--- "I would throw a huge party where everyone who was anyone famous were invited, huge spread get the biggest and best musicians to play. All my favorite celebrities, and of course all of the celebrities that I hate. "

Co-worker--"ones you hate?"

Me -- "yeah because then I would treat them like shit and I could because I am Rich"....But that is not the point of the party"

Co-worker--"go on"

Me- "well it would be a whole set up right so that I could bitch slap Paris Hilton" then point and laugh

co-worker--"oh"


then I thought about it that is a pretty good Idea. I get the big party, meet famous people, slap Paris Hilton and get massive press coverage for doing it.

So forget the new house, new car, awesome jewerly......

That is what I would I would do. I promise If I do win that is what is happening and you are all invited to witness.

CALL THE POLICE I HAVE BEEN ROBBED

While out yesterday shopping for some new jeans...Why you ask was I buying new jeans.....

Simple my old ones did not fit right anymore. See since it is summer I lose like 15 pounds just to put that 15 back on in the dead of winter. Any way I like buying jeans now because they will be the smallest pair I buy all year.

Well any way I realized that when I was trying jeans on at the store none of them were fitting right.. WHAT cant even buy a pair of jeans that fit right I thought well maybe it is the cut so I try on like 10 pair of jeans and with no luck nothing fits tight.

Fits good in the waist, alright in the length, perfect on the hips......What is missing I say?

Well thanks to a sale woman she blantently pointed out that I have no ASS.

I was like excuse me she said you have no ass that is why they are not fitting right. I was like well I was pretty sure that I had an ass this morning and ignored here and went home.

Standing in the mirror I realized that she was right. This year weight sway made my gluteus maximus into a gluteus minimus.

I was freaking the fuck out. I mean I have a butt......But it is way small. Never in my life I almost cried.

I wondered how this happened I mean my weight goes up and down 10-15 pounds a year but pretty much stays at what it is. SO why the ass why this year.

My question was soon answered as I went to my mothers house to steal the newspaper. She was all dressed for work in a nice suit pant thing and now that I have become obsessed with my ass I ask her.....

me--Mom do I have a butt?

mom--No

me --mom a little sensitivity please

mom--its a family trait look.....

me--never noticed that my mom has no ASS

then she proceeded to point out people in the family that have to ass......

I was mortified. I wondered why now why lose it now. Mother said she had a nice but up until 35 then it just went away.

35!!!!!!!I am only 31 I lost my ass and 4 years of to boot.

Well I went home to cry......Then I thought maybe some exercise regime might work then I remembered I hate working out.

Then I realized that having no ass was alright least I did not have a huge ass. Plus maybe they sell padded underwear like they sell padded bras.

Butt pads that is what I need fill those jeans right out.....

I would like to thank you for putting up with this post about my ass......Riveting huh

SUMMARY

2 days now I have been finding the oddest things. I mean fucking weird shit that I think someone is fucking with me. Totally unnormal for me. No really.

1. I bought a popsicle at the store and when I went home I realized that the freezer that I never use is so full of Ice that I can't even fit a popsicle. (don't ask)

2. I now realize why you should not run a hair dryer at full power for very long especially around Ice and water. (don't ask)

3. I was leaving my apartment, then out side my door was a CD or so I thought with no label just a blank CD. Or DVD whatever. I refuse to play it because I saw that movie "The Ring" and I cant afford to mess with the cosmos right now.

4. Someone in my neighborhood stole the antenna ball off my car then I found it in my mail box. (Someone is fucking with me)

5. When cleaning out my fridge I realized that the only thing in it was beer, water, diet Pepsi and yeah the popsicle. No damn food. Hmm.

6. Went to get an oil change Monday and the Dude only had 1 hand. I fucking swear how do you do and oil change with one hand. He did have a hook thing but... (I might be shopping for a new car soon....After I blow this one up)

7. Over the weekend I was up at my families in the middle of nowhere and I saw And AMISH MIDGET selling pies on the side of the road. (I kid you not)

8. Barnes and Nobel called and left me a message that what I had ordered has come in and to pick it up anytime. I swear I have not been to Barnes and Noble in like 6 months and when I was there I did not order anything. (I wonder what is there)


I honestly think some of these things that some one is Fucking with me playing a joke or something. The others they are just dumb shit I have done and some real funny observations.

But let me tell you If you are brave out there I will send you the No labeled CD/DVD and you can play it and let me know what is on it.

THANKS....NOW I KNOW TOO MUCH

Now that I know way too much about a country that I probably would never go too, it makes me wonder.

Why would someone from Estonia, or any where want to read my go nowhere blog. I really do not talk about anything. Sort of like Seinfeld.

If you like reading about all the weird shit that gets suck in my head than that is cool.

I guess it is why I read other peoples blogs. The realization that some one has crazy fucked up thoughts like me makes me feel that I am not alone.

Some times I wonder to my self.....If I did not put this down somewhere to vent it I might climb up the water tower and start picking people off with a long range rifle.

Problem with that is I hate guns and I do not think my town has a water tower anymore. Plus I am near sited so I would be shooting mail boxes and shit thinking that they were my desired targets. Oh and that I am afraid of heights.

So thank god.......

So welcome Americans, Canadians, English people (you know people from England) and most of all welcome Estonians.

Sit down, read, comment and enjoy the show I know that sometimes it is hard to hear but put your self in my shoes.

sometimes the grammars is awful, spelling sucks, and points do not go anywhere but I like it and I hope you do too.


So for now....Get back to work


PS...maybe tonight or tomorrow I will get a chance to tell you a real fucked up story from the weekend.

TELL ME!!! TELL ME NOW!!!

I have this new little tracker thin on this blog now.. (note right hand side) It is pretty cool..


So I was checking it out for the last few days and I see that someone from Estonia checks in now and then.

So who ever you are can you tell me one thing......Where the fuck is Estonia. I am thinking like Russia area. But I am too lazy to Google it so Please leave a comment and tell me.

I wonder if it is like upstate NY. Probably not nothing is as nice as NY.........

I think I knew a song once that has Estonia in it or was I just stonia..ed...........Get it fuckers (I thought it was funny)

No work tonight for me just home bored................

ps.....I was doing spell check here and it did nor recognize blog or googel what the fuck is that.............

DING-DING ROUND 2

Well I have a phone call from my friend just a little while ago about my date the other night with "Grabby McGrab"......Refer to previous post.

Well according to her she says that "Grabby" was wondering why I was such a tease.

I was like WHAT!!!!! I may be a lot of things in this world but a tease is not one of them. I ask said friend why is he such a pig. As I filled her in on my side of the story I thought to myself.....Am I a tease. I never thought I was.

I never started something without going through all the way. I never talked a good game and not backed it up. See the problem here is I was not even talking a big game. If I was I would of never freaked out.

It was really that I was caught off guard. It has been a while since I was in the dating world and maybe 3 years ago I might of let him get that boob action. But now where I am in my life I look at things much different.

By the way I was told by a friend that boob action is something a 7th grader would say. Fuck You.......What am I supposed to say.

So after I got off the phone with my friend I wanted to call his ass up to tell him that I was not a tease. But how and why would I do that. How do I prove to this guy that I am not a tease. Do I sleep with him....ummm no. Do I let him feel me up in a parking lot.....ummm no.

So I have to go around knowing that he thinks I am tease. That will drive me crazy.

Well I sit here and think good let him tell everyone I am a tease I will tell everyone he has herpes.

I would rather be a tease than have the herps.

I wonder why I am letting this bother me so bad. Maybe because I am being wrongly accused. It is almost like that I want to prove that I am not a tease....That makes me a slut. Fuck can't win.

I am 31 years old it is impossible for any women over 30 to be a tease........I need therapy over this whole incident. I told myself years ago that I would never get all wound up in this drama over men again. What happens I fuck that up first time at the plate.

I mean this is only 1 date that I went on.....1

This is a war......Dating WAR

To any one men or women out there that have just as much trouble with this as me..........I am sorry. Maybe this is why god invented Beer.

At least Bud E. Weiser, or Sam Adams would not try to feel me up on the first date. Well at least unwarranted feeling up.

Actually I might let Sam Adams....Something about the wig.


PS. I might of been at tease when I was like 14....fine

back to work

IT'S HARDER THAN ALGEBRA

I have come to the conclusion that being single is way easier than dating. See Few months back I broke up with my boyfriend. It was pretty much mutual so I was not all that crushed about it. It was a 2 and 1/2 year relationship.

Long time right, well now I am back there trying to date again. Which I will say FUCKING SUCKS. At my age most of the good men are already married or have girlfriends. So what am I left to deal with all the fucking leftovers.

Let me tell you there is a reason that they are leftover. I went on a date set up by a friend of mine. I use the term friend loosely because I am going to kill her for this one. She said he is really nice and has a good job and is not a drug addict.

Sad to say that my standards are almost getting to where a drug addict might be ok.

Well she was right, he was nice he did have a good job and unless he was doing lines in the Mens room he was not a drug addict. OK I think maybe I could give him a shot.

Well we were leaving the bar and I was going to my car so I figured say good night maybe a kiss but I was not sure I really have forgotten how to date. Well anyways I was standing next to my car and saying good bye and giving him my cell # so that maybe we could do this again.

Here is where it went sour. He nicely and kindly asks me for a kiss good night, I figured what the fuck. Well my level of kiss goodnight on the first date and his level were way off. He had his tongue jammed in my mouth so fast I swear it must of been a record.

So as I was taken a little off guard by this before I could even possibly react he was going for some boob action. This point I was like alright enough.

So I pushed him off and asked him what the fuck is your problem. He was like I was getting signals from you I thought you wanted me. I was like signals.

I swear I was just enjoying the evening I had no intention of fucking him. Especially in the damn parking lot next to my car. I mean seriously, I like sex just like the next girl, but this guy was all over me in like 0.1 seconds. I have never had that happen ever.

I am sort of like that I want to get laid just like the next girl but I want it on my terms and I do not want to be jumped on like that in the damn parking lot.

I will say this the only signal he got after that was me taking the number back and my turn signal leaving the parking lot.

Why is dating so hard I just want to meet a nice guy, no pressure or anything. Men and Women are so different at times that I suppose that is why finding the right person is hard.

Well I have one hell of a battle ahead of me. And me without a weapon. Put that on my to do list.

Later, I am going back to work

WHAT'S NEXT

Seems to me that now days any freak off the street can get a record deal, book deal, movie...All that shit. What ever fucking happened to having talent... Busting you ass to catch a break.

Be on a TV show make a million. Be rich make anything you want to. I think that the system is flawed.

The reason I bring this up is that it comes to my attention that Paris Hilton has a fucking album coming out.............WHAT THE FUCK you say......

I can't believe it she is the most annoying person to grace the cover of anything. She has no talent. Probably the sex tape showed off her most promising skills. I guess what Paris wants Daddy gives to her.

Oh yeah and one of the songs that she "sings" I use that term very, very loosely has her famous catch phrase "that's hot"

Since gag me with a spoon has there been no gayer phrases....Is gayer a word...fuck it is now.

For all you Rod Stewert fans she does a remake of "If you want my body and you think IM sexy"...........................

What the fuck kind of shit is that I mean come. Maybe I am blowing this up a bit but I wonder who is buying this album. Girls with self image problems, sluts with self image problems, anorexic sluts with self image problems. Well whoever it is remember a CD bought goes right to buying jewelry for her dog, astroglide and barf bags.

Don't feed starving children or anything. I know Paris needs the money her daddy is only worth millions.

If I had to choose to hang out with Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie I would choose Nicole Ritchie because of 2 reasons.

She is frail and that means I could seriously beat her ass and she is the daughter of Lionel Ritchie.

I might be able to meet Lionel and sing something like dancing on the ceiling.......Then beat Nicole senseless

So I encourage you all DO NOT buy theCD...If you but the CD you WILL go to hell

Al right get to work already!

THESE BROWNIES TASTE A LITTLE FUNNY BUT FOR SOME REASON I DON'T MIND

What is wrong with this picture. Ummm nothing. You are correct. See I am going to stand on my soap box for a minute and tell ya like it is.

Even though I myself do not smoke pot. I used to, but that has changed through the years. I used to really like it even though I would sometimes laugh until my head hurt. I do not see what is wrong with that. Laughter is a healing tool. But the problem was when you were done laughing you forgot what you were laughing about.

Ok here it is. Drugs testing.......Bull shit thing. I know a lot of people that wont go and get a better job because of drug testing. They have jobs not like they are milking the system. But I don't know about that. I myself quit smoking pot because of my job, those bastards. Plus I did not want to forget my age, and where I parked my car you know shit like that.

But companies that treat you and pay you like shit have no right to pry into personal life. I know this is where I get the "but it is illegal"

Why, why is it illegal. It is something that helps people cope with illnesses. Cancer, glaucoma, nerve disorders.....Hell even Montel Williams smokes pot for MS. I say that states should legalize it and make money off of good old pot heads. Oh and help the sick too.

Court systems are clogged with petty drug dealers moving a few ounces a month. (do not forget that is your money that feed inmates in prison) That guy will go to jail in NY for 20 years while a child molester gets 6 years. I say that is fucking crazy.

Would you rather have a pot dealer living next door to your children of a child molester. I thought so. Most the pot dealers I used to know have really nice boats so there is a bonus to them living next door too. Child molester....no boat.

Here is a solution for NY. Legalize pot, from the taxes use it to reduce the cost of living or gas prices something like that. Buy books for schools, feed hungry kids damn the list goes on. I believe legalizing marijuana and the money that comes from it would be better than any other program except for maybe legalazation of protitution.

For some reason weed has a wrap for being bad. I will tell you one thing the only illegal thing I did when I smoked pot was buy it. You could not do much else so how could we commit crimes we were too busy eating Ramen Noodles, and watching Road Runner.

Some day I will be in a time when cancer patients will be able to ease their pain and stimulate their appetite another way than some harmful drug with worse side effects that pot. Some day will see Glaucoma patients seeing better and being in less pain Some day I will see Montel doing bong hits on his show. Maybe not

It is something that so many people have wanted just give the Americans 1 thing. All we have gotten in the last 20 years is higher taxes, cost of living and war. Give the American people to smoke pot then maybe we would not be bitching all the time about the other stuff.

The only reason that I got on this was we lost 4 people at work for drug testing 2 out of the 4 were awesome people and I will be sad to see them go.

So as you are aware I have to get back to work because I have like 4 peoples work to do tonight...........

WHERE WAS THE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL ABOUT THIS

DISCLAIMER: Delicate subject matter....Can't take it too bad.

Ok so here goes. Out of curiosity and stories from others that it was time I tried it. I figured it could not be that bad. I mean it would only hurt for a minute, right. Well I was facing my fear and this morning was the morning.

I left work went home showered and got dressed. I was ready, I get in the car and head off to the day spa in the next town.

No I was not there for a massage or pedicure I was there for something else.. I have never tried this but I was very interested. I was there to get a bikini wax. No big deal. I was never so fucking wrong in my life.

It was weird. I go in to this room with this woman. She explains to me what happens and told me to get on the table. I was sooooo uncomfortable that I almost left.

Then, sensing that I was almost shiting myself, she explains that people act all the time like that. But she is a professional. I was like ok. So I got on the table

So to keep my mind off of it I asked her some question like what is the strangest place that you have removed hair. She said some guy came in and got his testicles waxed. I know 1 thing if I was with a dude who had no hair down there I would freak the fuck out. This metro sexual this has gone toooo faar.

So there I lie on the table.

The woman then asked me how I wanted my wax to go . Apparently you can get shapes and all that shit or right down to nothing. Umm no. Maybe a shamrock so that when I am fucking a leprechaun He will be pleasantly surprised. Umm no.

So I opted for the basic make it look like it does but better design.

I have gotten my legs waxed before, eyebrows and all that shit so I figured that this could not be all that bad. I was wrong. That shit hurt. I mean the first strip, I saw stars.

She was good but It is weird being all out and exposed to a complete stranger with a hot jar of wax. I mean that think of how many people harrier than big foot go to her and she has to day in and day out remove hair in all fucked up places.

The shit women do to be beautiful. Well hopefully they have a home kit or something. I like the actual results but the experience I could leave alone. Now my goal is to find a nice guy to appreciate my struggle. I have a few not so nice guys in my life that would like it but not care about the journey I took to get like this.

I apologize for this post being nasty but I am limping around here tonight and I believe this is more of a public service announcement.

I am posting this only for a few days then I will probably delete it.

Ok.....Back to work!!!

PLEASE VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!

Must go here and read this ver important......................DO IT

RICHARD DAWSON...STOP TOUCHING MY ASS

This post is about something we all know about. Something we watch on TV. Sometimes we enjoy it other times we get real pissed off at the people.

I am Talking about Family feud....You know the game show.

Well I watch the "Feud" every morning after work. Most days it is ok. But if I was on that I would be telling my family what a bunch of morons that they are. The premise of the show is quite simple. Top whatever answers to some meaningless question.

Well today was the question ........Top 6 answers on the board, Name a movie with the word "good" in it.

Well the team that won decided that they were going to "play".... Bad move Diaz family because your mother is a fuking retard.

Her answer.........Good Hunting............. Good hunting what the fuck was that.

I assume that she meant good will hunting. Well lucky cousin "chip" is on the ball because he picked up on that and they got an answer.

2 more remain to win...

they unfortunate get back to mom...

Her answer...........Good Guys........Good guys again I sit there and say what the fuck. There is no movie called good guys. I mean there could be but I am pretty sure it is no on the Top 6 answers.

So any way the question goes to the other family....Chance to win and move on for a chance at 20,000 dollars.

Out of the huddle they come and their answer...........The Good The Bad and The Ugly.

Ok not as bad as mother Diaz's answer but that move was made how many fucking years ago. I am sure that the people that they survey were not even born.

Don't get me wrong I thought it was a good answer. Hell I even liked the movie but I was not born when that movie came out.

Well it was not there so the Diaz family wins the game and moves on for a chance at 20,000 dollars. I could not watch that train wreck so I went to bed.

I have no Idea why I watch that show because it is not a true cross section of a typical family. I mean if that was my family....And I gave some fucked up stupid answer.....My family would not stand there clap and chant "GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER"

They would be looking at me and I could see the in their eyes the beating I was going to take in the parking lot after the show because I blew them 20 grand. 50 years later they would be like remember when you lost us 20 large. Fucking family.

To make it worse Richard Kharn knows his job sucks. He stands there sometimes and Looks at them like .....umm you have to be fucking kidding me......

Give me sleazy game show legend Richard Dawson any day. Tongue kissing all the ladies. Drunk all day and making a living. I probably would of let him cop a feel back then. No I really probably would.


Well now that I got that out I feel much better.

Any way what do you think the Top 6 answers were.....I know............