PARANOIA WILL DESTROY YA!!!!!

And so will obsession.

Yes I admit it sometimes I am a bit obsessive and other times I am the complete opposite. I always wondered why that was but again I will not obsess about it.

So after my 3am jaunt to the drug store where I saw ex-bf who we will call PM, I fell asleep and when I woke up I knew that it was going to be and OCD day. I could not stop thinking about the "call me" comment. I was more angry at myself for dwelling over it than anything. I thought over and over about all the shitty times we had then all the good times. I came to the conclusion that the relation ship was OK. Yeah I wasted 3 years on and OK relationship. Not great not awful but OK. After that the obsession was gone I figured it out.

Well I thought I did.

I got to work tonight and I open my email and there it was a fucking email from him. What the FUCK!!!!!!!!

I totally did not want this I wanted to be left alone not to be bothered by by this. But I was. Fucker!

So I opened it and it said:

hey..ds, it was real nice seeing you the other morning/night. Hope you are feeling better. When I get back in town Friday is it alright if I stop by. Well let me know. talk to you soon.

pm

What the FUCK! Stop by and see me for what? What an asshole! 3 years I gave to this guy and He dumped me because I did not want to get married and have a house full of kids. So fucking sue me. Now he is emailing me shit like this. I will never ever figure out the male brain.

Men think women are complicated I really think that sometimes it is men that are complicated well at least this one. Look if he wants to stop by for a little lovin that is one thing put it in the email. Like this:

hey ds, nice seeing you can I come over Friday when I get back and have sex with you.

that is a little more clear right. I guess I am just a girl that hates to complicate things. Well tomorrow is Friday, I emailed him back and say maybe you should call before stopping by. So that way I can gauge what is up on the phone. AWWWW see obsessing!!!I fucking hate this shit.

Alright I will update you tomorrow or sometime soon.

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE MY LIFE EVEN CRAZIER THAN IT IS

Sorry for no post yesterday, I was busy. But here it is in a nutshell:

Blah, blah, blah, cough cough, blah, sneeze, sneeze, blah blah , cough.

Very insightful huh! I knew you would think that.

But I do have one very interesting thing I would like to tell everyone out there that if you are looking for freaks at night, because that is when they come out. Go to a 24 hour pharmacy at like 3am. There are plenty to choose from.

I went to the local CVS at like 3am yesterday and I will tell you what a fucking trip that was. I walk in and there is a bum smelling the women's deodorants, why I fucking wish I knew. I b-line around him and go for the cough syrup.

Now that isle is busy at 3am for some reason, maybe people like me or maybe someone ran out of cough syrup and needs to make 1 more batch of meth for the night. I was sick so either way I really did not care.

As I stood there looking at all the cough stuff and getting more confused by the minute I all of a sudden hear my name.

Now mind you I was in ratty sweats all day and that is what I wore to the store, hair all slept on and shit. I know you know what I am talking about. I looked awesome.

So I turn my head to see who was calling my name.... I could not fucking believe it, It was my ex-boyfriend. I was like FUCK!!!! I am not supposed to look like this when I see him I am supposed to look stunning and rub it in you face good.

Me--So I was like Hi.
He-- was like are you sick.
Me--Ummm no I needed to finish up 1 more batch of methamphetamine for the night and you? HIM--Oh I had to come get something.
Me--At 3am
Him--Yeah I need to leave town in a few hours ......blah blah blah who care.
Me-- Well nice seeing you I need to go home and OD on Robitussin
Him--OK call me
Me--OK

What the fuck call him. I have not spoken to him In like I have no idea how many months why the fuck would I call. Some might read into that like he wants me back. But not me. Well I might of like 8 years ago, but not know I am strong. Well sometimes, I am guilty of drunk calling him for a while but that shit is over now.

So I go to pay for my cough syrup and due to some Federal regulations you have to sign some huge book and give them you drivers license so they check your ID. For Cough syrup. Unless I missed something this is the first for me.

So as I left the bum was now smelling the shampoos and I was trying to get the cap proof cap off the bottle. Those fuckers are sometimes hard.

As I drove home with a slight Robitussin buzz I was thinking about what ex-bf said then I realized that he was a fuck wad when we broke up and I should not dwell on the past.

Look to the future!!! I say even if it might involve a man that will shut my fingers in a car door every so often. As long as the lovin' is good I might be able to over look that!!!!!!!!!

Alright gotta split

I WANT TO KNOW WHY?

You all have to read this story. Obviously the title caught my eye!

I just have a few questions about this bizarre story!!

1. Who's bear is it that killed all the trout.
2. Do they even sell Paddington Bears anymore. I mean It might be a little more easy to swallow if it was tickle me Elmo or some shit.
3. What Kid with a Teddy bear is hanging out at a fish hatchery. I have seen a fish hatchery not all that exciting.
4. Why did all those trout have to die, when in reality they were probably slated to be dumped in some pond or lake so someone can hook its lip with a metal barb and then let it breath to death on the bottom of the boat.

So maybe this story was not all that bad. That kid with the teddy bear will some day grow up to be the next Dr. Kevorkian. Well maybe not these were after all just 2,500 trout.

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On another note:

And yeah I have a case of the Mondays today and it is Tuesday. This week is going to suck. Everyone here has left there germs here for me to breath in all night and now I am getting sick. Fuckers. Leave the germs home with your kids where they came from. Fuck every year just about this time all the people around here get sick. Humm maybe because the grubby handed kids that they have bring home germs off a water fountain that has been licked 500 times since the first day of school. Then the kid kiss the parents then the parents come and talk to me all the time spreading their germs all over my desk. Fuckers!!!!!!!!!

Alright bye

JERRY LEWIS IS TO FRANCE AS WHAT I AM TO ESTONIA

I love the Estonians. Just checking on a night that I should be passed out drunk!!!!

Yes I am drunk.....







I just want to say that my wireless company sucks they closed down the store down the road nowI have to go like fucking 5000 miles to pay a fucking bill.

Assholes.

Well lets see who wins this game, it will not be me!

So I have to drive way too many miles to pay a bill. unless I do it online.

I hate paying shit online. after that Estonian stole my Identity and jacked up my credit card with porn.

But I am over that!!!!!!!!

alright Eating --Beer--Bed---BUY

CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS???....I DO NOT THINK SO!

Unless I have been living under a rock for a while I discovered the most amazing thing. That bitch Betty Crocker has come up with it again. She has yet again made me even lazier than normal.

Now most everyone has made or has eaten Hamburger Helper/Chicken Helper or whatever. Not the most substantial meal but it makes due. Betty Crocker is no Emeril but who is?

Now it comes in Microwavable single serving packets. how great is that. Well not all that exciting. It still is way to salty and who can trust meat that does not have to be refrigerated. But when hungry it is perfect.

Hell this world is awesome for the fact that we can microwave just about anything. I remember when my family got our first microwave. It was almost the size of the garage and I still think that is what killed our cat.

Now I they make them the size of a toaster!! I love progress.

Most major inventions in the last 40 years have been made by women---Post It notes, invented by a woman.

So I am pretty sure that a woman came up with the idea of the microwave. I have no proof but I have a strong feeling!!!!

Alright gots to bolt--

ATTENTION!!!!!

I realized that this world is filled with some very sensitive people. I believe that every person is sensitive but the degrees now that varies. Some overly sensitive people some not so much. I am, like millions of Americans somewhere in the middle.

Well recently it has come to my attention that I might have offended someone with a post that I had written. For that I could apologize and explain the reasoning behind the offense.

But I wont.

I write on this blog so that I can release frustration when I am angry, and share good shit when I am happy. I might use words that are not suited for the entire family. That is just me. I can't change who I am.

I am not a person that hates anyone I really love most people ?(Rachel Ray, Celion Dion..to name a few I hate) So when I say stuff on this blog I have no regret. Most of the stuff I would probably say to their face minus most of the swearing. (I said most)

So I will put this as a disclaimer.........I write for me and I say what I want to say, If by any way I have offended you by the content herein I some what apologize.

I really can't apologize for what I say because it was already said. I will say that I will not censor my thought process so some of my words might not suit everyone. I will apologize for that. But I will not change. I am really not a bad person.....I swear.....I would save a kitten, catch a baby.....you know shit like that.

Maybe I will institute ratings on each post like for TV. Ummm yeah fuck that!

So I will close with this "people lighten up it is the Internet!!!!!"

EWWW..NASTY BUT FUNNY

I was checking our my extreme tracker thingy on the side the other day, to see who all my awesome visitors were.

I have the typical ones like my loyal following in Estonia. Estonia rocks. Someone from Wisconsin.....Hello Wisconsin. Few from around the US, and a few from Canada and England But there was one there that was very new to me. I could not even figure out what flag it was.

So I click on it. It was Iran. Ok no problem right. Well a little problem but I was letting it go because that is the type of bitch I am.

So I looked in a little farther and realized that he/she found me from a Google search.

Well you might be wondering at this point what the fuck is she going on about. Well here it is....

Iran was goggling "fucking screen savers". I am assuming some sort of screen saver with people fucking or that he/she was very angry about a screen saver. Whatever.

Well it some how brings this person to my site here, where I do not offer Screen savers and or Fucking.

I realized that in a few posts back I was bitching about a co-workers retarded fucking screen saver. Google took that and ran with it I suppose. Whatever. Thank god this person was not looking for mentally handicapped people fucking for a screen saver that would be a little more disturbing.

This brings me to a few points, who wants a screen saver of people "fucking" well I am sure their are a few out there hope this person lives alone., and how disappointed was he/she when they were redirected to my site. One thing too, be a little more specific in your search and you will not waste your time reading my shit.

Soon I might just offer these services but for now, just the dumb shit that can come up with while trying to avoid doing work.

While I appreciate all readers of this little blog there is No free porn here. Sorry. But enough requests, this could change. But believe me it will NOT be free.

Alright so If you are redirected to this blog by mistake because of my over usage of the word fuck and variations of that I am truly sorry. But check back in a few months.

Alright gots to go!

WHAT THE PUCK HAPPENED TO DAYTIME

Most people get all excited in the fall because the new prime time shows premiere. I like that but I can never see them right away I have to TiVo them. Hopefully watch then in like 3 days.

The one thing I do watch is lots of morning and daytime TV. I know, I know that really fucking sucks.

Especially this fall.

Alright I do love Meredith on the TODAY show, still hate Matt and Al. That is the extent of my love.

Here is a list of what I hate and why:

Rosie on the View, actually the View. Why you ask, because it is Rosie O'Donnell, she is a loud mouth say nothing pain in the ASS. I could care less that she is gay, I could care less if she has 400 adopted children. Stop talking loud over people and having absolutely nothing to say. Plus like her old show now the View gives out prizes to the audience every fucking day, so we have to listen to them clap for 5 minutes because they got a trip on Roies gay cruise (gay or not).

Thumbs DOWN on Rosie on the View.

Dr. Keith, I do not know why they cancelled Dr. Phil and put on Dr. Keith they both suck and I hate it when Dr.'s want you to call them by their first name, but put Dr. in front of it. Dr. Keith talks about the same things that Dr. Phil did but he has no weird southern accent. Watch it for like 10 minutes and was disgusted.

Dr. Phil, always hated him and his little sayings. But now he puts camera in his victims, I mean guests, no I mean guinea pigs houses. When the family are fighting or some shit Dr. Phil gets in his car drives over there and talks the problem out. If I was arguing with my husband in the privacy of my own living room and Dr. Phil showed up I would probably shoot him. Yeah probably.

Megan Maloly, you know her she plaid Karen on Will and Grace....Really have not seen it yet but I really do not think she is talk show type. Prove me WRONG MEGAN!!!!!Or don't

Last but definitely not least

Rachel FUCKING Ray, this bitch I hate almost as much as Paris Hilton. I said Almost. First of all I hated her when she had 30 Minute meals. I watched that show and never ever could I make what she made in 30 minutes the drive to the store to buy EVOO would be 20 at least. I fucking really hate it when She says EVOO. It sends a chill up my spine. Just say Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Please for the love of god. Also she fucking yells all the time. I want to sit her down and explain to her that you DO have a microphone on. You are not cooking outside next to a dump truck so why do you have to yell ALL the time. Plus she has a garbarage bowl. This is the bowl while she is cooking that she throws her garbarage in. I wonder what is wrong with a garbarage can on the floor. It might be me but I do not want to see trash on the counter while I am cooking, even if it is in a bowl.

The worst part about her is that she grew up around here so every fucking local business has Rachel Ray doing some sort of commercial. Now the way I figure it she is not much older than me and she lived one town over. I am sure that I can find someone that knows her well. Track her down and shake her a few times. Not hurt her just shake her up a bit.


I still watch some good things but I am just very unhappy with Talk shows today.

Alright I got go.

PS. This is for the my awesome readers from Estonia.....If you do not know who Rachel Ray is and you do not get her on TV.......can I move in with you. I am willing to move just to get away from her.

CHIMING IN ON SURVIVOR---

I usually do not really watch Survivor ever since the first season. The show always made me want rice I do not know. Well everyone is up in arms over the fact that this seasons show is divivded by race.

I wonder who really gives a fuck.

People are still going to tune in and watch. Probably more this season than ever. See that was the idea that CBS had. Hello controversy equal ratings.

One more thing. It is a fucking game show in reality. Now you tell me one game show that has not already pitted races against each other. It is like an every day occurrence on Family Fued.

So CBS has just pushed the envelope big deal. This is media making something out of nothing.

So there are different tribes living on different parts of the island with people of their own race. Sounds like any major city in the whole US to me.

Then they will merge tribes and live happily ever after. This is what would be the suburbs.

See this is nothing new. It is not like the tribe made up of African Americans is made to pick cotton.............The Tribe made up of Asians are not made to pick rice..........And the Tribe made up of Caucasians are not made to pick wall swatches.

So to me I see no big deal.

I did not watch it but I am sure it will be on the news or something this morning.

Alright later

I PROBABLY DESERVE IT....YEAH I KNOW I DO

Today I come into work.....On time mind you. And my boss is standing there waiting for me. Ususally this is no big deal but for some reason I knew today would be a bit different.

So I kindly say.....What's up? All nice and shit I swear

He begins to explain to me that my #'s are way down from 2 weeks ago. And kept babbling on on how much they rely on my #'s.

I was so fucking pissed....

1. I do not give a fuck about my #'s. I get all the work done that is here.
2. I have 2 count them 2 broken fingers. So things might not get done as fast but they get done.

I explain to him that with my broken fingers typing is a struggle and as soon as they get better this will probably not even be an issue.

What the fuck does he want from me? What a bald stupid homosexual buck tooth jerk off who is fucking one of his employees.

He said that I must try harder......Hum try harder to heal!!! Fuck if I could use my mind like that I would not be working for your dumb ass I would be doing 3 nights a week in some show room in Vegas healing broken legs and polio.

So I was not so polite to him when I mention that even though it may look like my #'s are down...It is really that business is down. Might have to do something with Part D Medicare billing not letting any one reciveve meds so maybe my #'s are down due to legislation and maybe you should call you local senator for Part D reform.

OOPS wring thing to say I was taken to the side and "talked" to about my attitude.

Like I give a FUCK about my attitude. Little does that little maggot not know is that I work 65 hours a week for his faggot ass while he is busy banging the secretary.

FUCK you and my attitude..........Prick!!

I am feeling much better. Thanks for asking but I will probably be un invited to the Christmas Party. Oh well I will have to make due with out seeing his dumb ass while drinking probably for the best.

See the thing is I do not have time for his bull shit I have to get the broken fingers better due to the fact that I could possibly run in to Paris Hilton some day and I want both hands available for choking.

Like clothes at a nudist colony I am off!!

NOW THAT IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO

Meet my retirement car. She may not go fast but that just lets people get a good look at her. I might have to retrofit some snow tires on it but other than that she will be good to go. Maybe some nice rims too.

Or maybe I will retire in warm weather.

I have no idea why I am thinking about retirement. Maybe wishful thinking.


But I do know I have a sweet ride when I get there. Can't you see me in a nice gated community on the West Coast of Florida riding around getting in everyone's business.

All the time a cooler full of cold Miller in the back. Fuck yeah I can. Fit it for a cup holder, put a nice stereo system so when I am old I can listen to the music of my youth. For instance Pearl Jam, Alice and Chains, Nine Inch Nails. You know old people music.

Taking it to the buffet for the early bid special at like 2pm so I can get home to watch Jeopardy. I wonder if Alec Trebek will be alive then. HUMM

Lets compare:
Me age 5 (or somewhere around there) Grandma Age 5 (on left)



















Yeah I rock Much more sorry Grandma! That picture Grandma looks a little retarded and why is she at a children's home.. I will have to ask Mom about that! I thought she was Catholic. Granma has a lot of explaining to do!!!!

See me freezing to death at age 5 or however old I was. Skiing in a red coat that was probably a hand me down from my brother. Actually this could be a picture of him I have no idea any more.

When bundled up in the snow suits or big jackets all kids look alike. I hated skiing!

Alright no that I covered youth to retirement......Like a dress on Prom Night I am OFF


******************UPDATE********************

That is not a picture of my Grandma after all it is my mothers cousin Patty. Apparently she was retarted and sent to a Baptist Childrens home. OOPS my bad

AM I GOING TO MAKE IT......PROBABLY NOT

Here in Upstate New York this time of year is different. The second Labor day is over you have to pull out the sweaters and put away the tank tops.

To me this fucking sucks.. I have tried to live other places where this would not be the norm.

Florida.....Made it one year and realized that it is inhuman to be that humid. I sort of think that is what hell is like.

California....Fucking loved it but 1....tooo expensive 2....People move at one pace and that is not as fast as me.

Kansas....Do not even get me started on Kansas.

So I have moved from one part of the country trying to find the best weather and I have realized that no matter where you go It will suck at some point.

The one thing I hate about upstate NY is the stupid fuckers from Jersey, Westchester and shit like that that come up to see the leaves change.

We call them peepers.

Well they should be called drive 2 fucking miles an hour breaking every 5 feet just to see a dead leaf.

I get why they do It the trees really look pretty. But I think it is some what depressing. Due to the fact that once the trees look pretty with all their Fall colors.

Those fucking leaves fall all over the place where you spend half of a some what warm day out side getting blisters on your hand from raking them up (of course you pray all day that the fucking wind does not kick up and blow them all back into the yard) Then after that the entire neighborhood looks like something after agent orange has been dropped. A tree with no leaves is not a pretty site.

So I just want to clarify I hate winter.

Oh another thing living in The Adirondacks like I do I just want to point out to anyone that comes up here this time of year for "peeping" of the leaves. Feel free to stop by one of the many Adirondack furniture stores that sell extremely high priced furniture...

I am talking a wood bed frame made by hand....Big deal....that shit goes for like $10,ooo, Armoires for like $20,000.
ummmmm......fuck no I am happy with my bed frame that comes free with the bed and I have no idea why I would need an armoire.

So to sell the fall in the Adirondacks is a fucking tough nut.

I do love a few things about fall....

Apple cider doughnuts----Baseball playoffs----New shows on TV----and my cat stops shedding...Well at least until I turn the heat on then it starts all over again.

ARRRR fucking heat bills. Alright I will stop my bitching now and chime in on high priced heating fuel cost at a later date

TIME FOR A MOMENT

Just like to post a second about something that changed my life. Now I know a lot of people are posting about 911 but this one is from me.

I know where I was that day I was close.

I know if I did not miss that train that day I would have been closer.....Thank you god for the alarm fucking up that morning.

I was what a 100 feet under ground. Of where it all happened. On the same train that I missed almost an hour before.

Well I will tell you one thing that my job was good but 2 weeks later I got a transfer. Back up near Home Sweet Home.

I lost a lot of friends that day. Some of them I still tear up about....

Helen....The receptionist........Bitch you were the bomb on the 53rd floor........................

Carl........dude you were the man..

Seth........I will be wit you someday to have a smoke with

Beth......God needed a pure soul when he took you


They may have not been close friends but they were friends none the less. I will never forget them or that day.

God must of needed a lot of people that day. I just know that I was stuck underground for like an hour...... Thank you....

When I got up on top I wish I was back down below.

because as the shit was unfolding I had no idea. I somehow made it back to Brooklyn and went home and cried to realize that I could have been there.

See I had no idea who was gone, who had made it. It took me like a week to find that out.

So of course we had many days in between where I was wondering and hoping that they were all still there.

SO>>>>>>.on the 5th anniversary I will give it up to all that died.....

Give it up to the Fireman, police and people that perished

And most of all give it up to my cheap ass alarm clock for whom I would have never been able to write this..............


All in all I thank god and everyone for not forgetting



911 NEVER FORGET

I NEVER EVEN GOT A DWI

If you have not heard yet but today was a great day. It all started out when I coming home for work and turned on the TODAY show. I found out that my nemesis Paris Hilton got a DWI.

That made for a great morning. I was watching the TV and she was driving her Mercedes all crazy like with Rod Stewerts daughter. Gets pulled over and fails a sobriety test.

In her defense she only had 1 Margarita. That would be great if the bitch did not weigh 40 pounds. She might of been able to handle it if she had some weight on those bones.

She must of been driving erratically because she dropped her hot crack pipe in her lap....Ouch.

Well this is a good thing maybe she will get community service.....Because you know she wont go to jail. Then with the community service she might do one fucking thing in her life for someone else.

Maybe they will have the Simple Life----Cell Block C. That would be funny. She would definitely get her a girl friend.

Does this mean that Nicole Ritchie will be arrested for being a total retard....Can they arrest people for that....I guess not or their would be a lot of people in jail.

Yeah all in all a good day.

Alright back to work

WHAT A WEEKEND!!!!!!

Well what a holiday weekend I had I mean wow. 5 days off and accomplished absolutely nothing. (well.....No that does not count)

I will tell you on thing I broke 2 fucking fingers getting them slammed in a car door. What a fucking idiot I am. I broke the pinkie and ring finger on right hand. Not to mention they had to cut the ring off my finger and I seriously liked that ring but maybe it can be fixed....Whatever.

I will say this that the pain was minimal due to the over flow of draft beer that night. Plus the person that "shut the door" was a cutie so I could not be mad at him I was trying to hang with him.

Yet another date gone sour..........They say that 3rd time is a charm.

So work here and typing here is some what a little slowed but only for 4-6 weeks, but I am managing best I can. This time I scored some LORTAB......Hell yeah no pain here.

I was having a good time with yet another blind date. This time it just went and pulled a U turn on me. Oh well I got flowers and an apology voice mail.

So I will try to go out with him again this time wear full suit of armor.

Went to the track and won some money not a lot but enough for dinner and beers with some friends afterwards.

Oh yeah while I was taking my 7 hour nap yesterday I was stupid enough to answer the phone and half sleeping and half listening to a story of a friend that was at some horse farm.

Now you find the one major whole in this story..............

According to the story she was at a horse farm with some children and their parents, now she has no children and she is mentally crazy......Diagnosed mental.

Why was she there.............I do not know.

While showing the children this horse, the horse was getting all upset.

Why did she show children a pissed off angry horse............I do not know, I believe the horse wanted to get away from crazy, you know sensed a vibe.

When explaining to the children how to take care of a horse, like brush it and shit the horse started trying to bit her

2 part question....Why was she showing the children that she has never taken care of a horse in her life, and why if it was biting at her she would just not let it go..........I do not know.

Here is the part of the story I really do not get.............................

According to sources the horse turned around in front of the children and bit her on the boob...Ouch. Which cause major bleeding, probably scaring all the children for life.

According to sources the horse bit the nipple clean off. So when they stiched her up there was no nipple.

2 part question here.........Is that even possible and where does the nipple go.

Did they just throw it away. I mean I have grew up around horses and I have been bit but to bite the nipple clean off...What the FUCK!!!!!!!!

I mean of course the person telling me the story was coming up with all scenarios on what to do with the nipple. But I would think they could just sew the fucking thing back on.

So after I got off the phone I wondered what the fuck was that so I called the person back 10 minutes later and asked them if they were fucking with me. Apparently no I say the gird that this happened to today on my way to work and she validated the whole thing.

Christ that makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it!

Alright alright back to work!

AYE YO FATHER CARMINE

Tonight is not working out like the night I had last night. One fucking thing after another just makes me want a shot and a beer. Does not have to be in that order.

Here is what shitty thing that happened to me tonight:

1. Bit my tongue eating a salad....Whoever said vegetables were good for you....Especially when you have Italian dressing burning the wound.

2. Got yelled at by Harry Wong for some stupid computer thing I broke. What do I care I was leaving. And now you cant say Harry without saying Wong that would just be inappropriate.

3. Forgot sweatshirt, because as you know I work in a freezer.

4. I can see my breath when I go outside. And inside for that matter.

5. Some asshole left his computer on in his office next to me, with the door locked, with some retarded fucking Screen saver that plays Daniel by Elton John. I never got that song nor do I now that it has played 50 fucking times.

6. Fucking HR did not put my fucking raise in my Fucking check because the are plain retarded.

7. My boss pretty much told me I have to work overnights by my self for the rest of my fucking life...Well or until I go postal on her ass and end up in jail.....Well at least in jail you get better health coverage.

8. My favorite bathroom here is broken so I have to use the gross bathroom...Smells like feet in there.

9. Found out that the soda machine was sold out of Diet Pepsi after I put my $1.25 in there.....So I ended up with a caffeine free, sugar free, taste free diet Sprite......Why even make that I mean what is the fucking point.

10. Apparently it is frowned upon that when filling out the Christmas party survey, when filling out the sex part do not enter "does that come with the meal of does that cost extra."...... Because apparently the woman who actually reads those things gets offended.....Who knew anyone read them, and for that matter It is September I am not thinking about Christmas just yet.

There actually a few highlights though.....I found out that the hot dude with the nice ass is NOT gay. If you can believe it I though he was gay from day 1 you should see this guys nails..Perfect.

So now I have to try to buddy up to him for the whole hour a night that he sits behind me............Behind me that sucks no good ways to flirt with you back.....If there is please, please let me know.

I am on vacation yet AGAIN for the next 5 days. I have nothing that I have to do like family vacations so it is Frigin Sweet.

I found the key to the candy machine.....Hell yeah free candy.

So I suppose that today was mixed but I want every day to be awesome. But I am living on the planet Earth so I know damn well that will never happen.

Alright back to work!!!!!!!