THE HULK AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!!!

I had a moment of clarity today one could call it a reality check. I realized that I am very full of anger. Well not so full because I let it out a lot. I don't think that If I held all of what I have in I would be alive much longer.

If I could be calm and reserved for one day I would never make It through. Getting angry is a part of life. Just funny how everything lately gets me all riled up. I mean something simple like when people don't pick up their fucking dogs poop out of my yard I flip out.

More so if I step in it. Today I was flipping out about the mailman, why you ask?

the stupid fuck puts the mail in the mailbox right, but leaves the top open. You are thinking what is her problem that is so petty. Well let me just tell you that it was pouring rain all day and when I went to get my mail this evening it was all soaking wet.

Now maybe it was not raining when he left it but it was when I went to get it. So I am in my car and was cursing him out. (like I do soooo well)

Then while driving I realized that I am very angry and maybe I should just chill the fuck out.
I mean don't sweat the small stuff. I don't have cancer, I am not retarded or handicapped. I then started to feel real good. Not so angry anymore, good right?

NOPE then just as I was feeling all Mister Rogers I turned in to this monster, like the Hulk.

Why you ask?

Some fucker cut me off!!!!!!! And while he did it he yell tome "stupid bitch" and gave me the finger. Why I have no Idea, I guess I was not driving up to his damn standards. I believe that he had a small penis. I am pretty sure of that. Most men that are dicks don't have big dicks. (researched that throughout Mayo clinic I swear)

Well anyway I am angry, I am happy.

I would not be so angry If marajuana was legal and did not have to take drug test and I got laid. In that order...Priorities

Alright back to work!!!!!!

NOT MY FUCKING IDOL!!!

This FUCKING American Idol shit really pisses me off. I mean what kind of Country are we living in. Over 64 million people voted for the final episode. Where are those fuckers on the 2nd Tuesday in November (Election Day).

I will tell you where with their fucking heads up there asses. That's where.

We live in a country where less than half of the population comes out to vote but they have no problem picking up the phone and calling some ## to vote for some tone deaf duche bag......

The winner is some real loser I would never even have pity sex with that fucking loser.....Not even with 20 beers. Definitely not enough beer in the world for that shit.

What ever happened to real idols like Fireman, Policemen Soldiers!!!!!

That is who the youth of today should look up to not these cookie cutter, pop singing, immoral fucking retards.

The dude that won looks like that science teacher that everyone had in high school they were just too old to be acting that way and they always wanted to be the students friend. He needs to wear a blazer with the suede patches on the elbows.

I for one do not watch that trash on TV, nor will I buy the gay records that they will sell at an over inflated price at fucking Wal-Mart.

I urge the American public the next time "Idol" is on pick up a damn news paper and read about the real idols that our children should be looking up too....











Now we should really rethink our priorities in this world I mean come on what the Fuck!!!!!!!!!!

These are the real heroes out there today, Saving lives and protecting freedoms. In reality no one will remember that retard that won tonight on Idol but in 5 years we will still be able to speak freely about the damn show with out consequence.

WORK??????WHAT WORK!!!!!!

Things I do beside work ALL the while at work:

1. Blog
2. Burn CD/DVD's
3. Smoke
4. Smoke
5. Eat
6. Look up shit on the internet
7. Steal candy and snacks from people at work
8. Stare at the candy machine for ever to see what I want

Many other things but these are a few. I have the fucking best job ever. I do my job but I have to do other things because I am not the "above and beyond type"

So whoever has to work for the entire 8 hours
I work eight and chill for 4.....the beauty of a 12 hour shift all by yourself

I know you wish you were me......

Well let me get back to work I mean actual fucking work

WOW WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!!!!!

I was just sitting here working along and a memory from way back entered my mind. I am freaking out because this was so long I must of been like 7 years old.

Here it is........A Mexican stole my bike!!!!!!

I remember this bike too it was A little pink girls bike can't remember exact details but It I think was pink. But anyway we lived in this town that had migrant workers mostly Mexican.

I went out one morning and my little bike was gone. Who would take a 7 year olds bike. Well I knew after about 2 day...

Some of the migrant workers were riding their bikes by our house and there was one riding a bike just like mine.
Now that I think about it he looked like such a fucking retard, a grown man on a little bike.

I run in and tell my mother and she says "I doubt that he stole your bike"

I knew at 7 that he did.

I loved that bike a lot

Took me 20 some odd years to remember it so I must of really loved it.

Not that all Mexicans steal but that mother fucker that stole my pink bike will pay some day!!!
mark my words

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

If you have a moment to see what the world thinks of marriage I encourage you to go to this Fucked up site

It is called Wedding Betting http://www.weddingbetting.com/coupleresults.cgi vote on a few then see the amount of years that most people voted them to be together

I never thought the world had such a negative view on Marriage.

I know I sometimes do but not everyone.

BACK TO THE MIDGETS..I MEAN LITTLE PEOPLE

I saw these little people couple tearing up the dance floor at this club that we went to Friday night. I thought that is the coolest thing I ever have seen. They were fucking good. Me, I am not much of a dancer but I try. These little people had a crowd around them......

The next day It was like noon and I was waiting for a few of my friends before we went to the track, right. So I go down to the hotel bar to have a drink while I waited. I get in there and low and behold it is the little people.

So I go sit next to them at the bar and just started to chat a little. Found out they were from Kentucky and were here for the same thing the race. So of course I had to buy them a beer due to the great feat I saw last night at the club.

I was always amazed at little people. Maybe not those weird deformed ones but normal ones. I saw an Omish Midget once out in western NY. You may not believe but he was selling vegetables and pies at a roadside stand. He was little and he was omish. I fucking swear!

Well that I just had to tell

I COULD HAVE MY OWN VISA COMMERCIAL

My weekend was like a Visa commercial really it was. I had a good time, real good time......That I might explain later.

Flew to maryland on Friday morning, did you know the Airport bar opens at 8am. freaking sweet...







My friend and I took full advantage of that that shit is expensive there but ohh well takes the edge off of flying. Got in to Maryland late like noon due to delays but we rented a car and met our other friends at the hotel.

Long story short it was a drinking and gambling fest for 2 days. Worth every penny.

Anyway few highlights

1. Some dude from Kentucky grabbed my ass and I did not hate it. (real cute)
2. Lost 250 dollars gambling
3. Spent 5oo dollars on hotel, dinner and drinks (mostly drinks)
4. Got pulled out of line to get check if I was a terrorist (a 5'2 white girl from upstate NY yeah fucking right)
5. My friend I went with has a crush on me he got drunk and told me (I think he forgot but that is ok with me because I am not ready for a freaking another relationship)
6. Saw 2 midgets dancing at a club (so fucking funny)
7. Then saw the same 2 midgets at the hotel bar.
8. Bought the same 2 midgets a drink. (you have to they are midgets)
9. Realized that they really like to be called little people
10.Realized that I have no Idea what men are thinking (I mean talk about mixed signals)
11. I ate squid for the first time (and the last time)
12. Found out that there is too many drinks at lunch
13. Just found out what the Mile-High-Club was (how nieve am I, not that I joined or anything.....Yet)
14. Saw Senator Hillary Clinton at Laguardia (I fucking can't stand her, should of yelled something but I did not want to be held in jail for the weekend)
15. I hit on a pilot from American Airlines in the bar at Laguardia (felt I had to, it was a dare from my friend he said I wouldn't and he was cute, nothing came of it though thank god)
16. Flying still fucking sucks

The reason that it could of been a Visa commercial is that is what I put the whole trip on My Visa. I will regret that next month but fuck it!!!!!it was fun.

Got get backe to work so I can pay off that damn Visa.....Fucking Visa

RAGE!!!!

Just thought you would like to know that the radio station just played 2 Rage Against The Machine songs in a row. Wow this is my lucky day.

On another note I went around my work and look to see if anyone has any good candy or treats of sort. The cheap asses had nothing but some of those big pink granny mints. I think they are called Canadian mints. That fucking figures leave it to Canada to make a mint that noooooooo one really likes they just eat it cause grandma gave it to ya.

I also hate Werthers candy. The shit gets stuck in my teeth and candy that color is just wrong. Caramel I think looks like little pieces of poop. Definitely something that I am not eating. I am not a poop eater!

The worst candy is any piece of chocolate that has fruit in it. What the fuck is that. I do not want anything healthy in my chocolate.

Remember pixi sticks or lik-m-aid. Pure fucking sugar what beats that. Ok it was colored with some cancerous dye but it tasted like the picture. 5 pixi sticks and I was flying as high as kite. I don't think it is possible now for me to consume that much sugar in one sitting.

As a kid I used to put pixi sticks in the soda and drink it real fast... Today that is like equivalent to smoking crack.

My heart is beating out of my chest just thing about it...Damn

I wonder what would happen if you snorted a pixi stick.....

I have to stop going down this trail because children might read this and get some bad ideas.

Have a Nice weekend

AND I'M OFF ON A LITTLE VACATION THAT IS!!

I am one of the luckiest girls ever. I am going on a mini vacation to see THE PREAKNESS> for those who does not know what this is please Google it or something. I don't have time for ignorance. Not that anyone reading this is ignorant. (I always stick my foot in my mouth)

In short it is the 2nd leg in the Triple Crown for horses. A great race and a hell of a good time. Just this morning I booked my tickets. A few friends are hooking me up. I love the hook up!!

A friend of mine called and said "ya want to go" and I said "uh yeah" (what a conversation huh)
Flying out of Albany in about 7 hours for A beautiful weekend of binge drinking and a little gambling. (joking) (not about the drinking.. Or the gambling)

I love the horses fun to watch and fun to gamble on. I was raised up around them and I think they are cool.

BARBARO




Here is your winner!!!!!

The one thing I hate to do is fly. I get sooooooo stressed out I mean booze does not even help. Usually booze helps with everything. I mean it is not medically proven but I have done field tests. LOTS of field tests.

The movie on the flight is usually some f-up movie that I totally would not watch normally. What if the movie was like "Final Destination" that would be fucking funny.

I just wasted soo much time I really have to get back to work. I will post maybe when I get back Sunday, Monday maybe never biatchhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just realized that I did not curse too much here this time!! That is Fucking Amazing!!!!!

ADDICTION IS A BITCH!!!!!AIN"T IT???

Just a post to let you know that I am a hopeless addict. Woke up tonight at like 4pm. Had to go to Moms house before work because I left my debit card there. So I only live like 10 miles away. No problem right........freakin WRONG

First I had to get the debit card because I had no cash on me at this point right. So I shower and get dressed. Fed the cats gave them water. Then I grabbed my cell phone. On my way out the door I realized that I forgot 1 very important thing. MY CIGARETTES.

What the hell was I thinking, the most important thing and I am just walking out the door without my babies.

So I go back and grab them off the coffee table.

Get in the car and that is when my live was crushed. There was only 2 cigarettes in the pack.
2 cigarettes and no $ for 10 miles. NOOOOOO

I said I can make it 10 miles right get the card then go get cigs before work. Problem solved right or so I thought. So I am pulling out on the street, turn the radio on open the sunroof and the windows.

Went to grab for a cigarette, I almost cried they somehow got broken......NOOOOO

If you are a smoker you know the pathetic attempt to piece back a cigarette almost like some skilled surgeon trying to reattach a finger Well I tried and this being my first cigarette of the day I was just disappointed.

I had to act fast, passing store after store where I could buy cigarettes but no $$$$$$$

freaking debit cards I should always stick with cash.

I think that there is a moral to the story here, I see it as either 1 of 2 things
1. Quit smoking
2. Start carrying cash


I know I should think it is #1 but today I was so all over #2 cursing my visa debit card and praying for the oh so sweet buzz of that Nasty tobacco

I got to get back to work

FEELING MUCH BETTER

I am much more relaxed tonight compared to that last post. I apologize for the anger that I exuded it was just shit like that burns my ass.

Work is to busy for me to make this long but I just wanted to let everyone know that I have discovered the most frustrating thing that has ever been invented..........




the vending machine.
With me it is a love hate relationship. It loves to steal I money and I hate when it does. Tonight I went to get a $0.60 bag of chips right. Well the shit is winding like it is supposed to but then stops right before it falls.

damn it . I have no more change or 1 dollar bills. Why oh why does the vending machine hate me. So I shake it hoping that it will come loose. Nothing.

I go outside and rummage through the car to get change to get my chips free. I come back in the chips are sitting there almost mocking me that they will not be eaten. I SAID not on my watch Lays regular. I am definitely no able to eat just one.

Long story short I got 2 bags of chips.

One day I want the venting machine to give me 2 candy bars for the price of one and I will not kick it at 3am.

ps. If you look closely the cheetos on the top look like that someone tried and failed to beat the vending machine. Look down and you will see where my victory is and all for the small cost of $1.20

I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT

Man...All I seem to be doing is ranting tonight. One freaking thing after another. This one got my blood boiling though. I was sitting here at work when I decided to sift throughout some random blogs. I never do this because most of the fucking things are in a different language.

But one that I will not mention had an impeach George Bush article in it. Ok I really do not care but I glance over and the son of a bitch is from fucking Finland.

What the fuck

I am pretty sure that he does not vote here so dude shut the fuck up. I understand people in other countries think they can have a view on American politics, but in my opinion stay the fuck out of it. Is there not issues in YOUR country that you should worry about.

I will admit I voted for GW but I live I this damn country and we are in admist of a war so OHHH RAHHHH!


This reminds me of last Friday when I was in the Laundry mat "Mr. Bubbles" this Russian dude was there because it is Russian owned, big deal right. Well the TV was on CNN and it was covering the fact that the NSA listens to our phone conversations. I say who gives a shit as long as some asshole does not blow up the damn laundry mat while I am drying my clothes (what a way to go). Any way this Russian dude says these Americans are stupid to think that the NSA listening to phone conversations are OK.

Dude your Russian the Iron curtain just got lifted not to freaking long ago. If I had my posse we would of stuffed him in a dryer and put it on high.

Getting back to the people from other countries bashing out President and Government. If you do not like if get the Fuck out, we do not need you.

I vote and I am a proud American, I will say one thing amazing how a dude from Finland know so much about GW and I could not even tell you who the president is in Finland

Alright I have to get back to work. OHH RAHHH

MY BOSS(AND MOST OF MY COWORKERS)

This is pretty much most of the people I work with. Some I can call way worse names but as a good girl that I am...Don't laugh, I will just call them all jack asses.


Some of them are cool, some definitely are not. I have a shitty stupid job anyway. I work at a medical place doing the overnight shift. The one thing I love is that I work alone after 10pm. But up until them (please refer to picture)

I have worked here over eight years. arrrrrrrrr I do not know how the hell I have done it. $$$$$

Well any way I thought I would let you know that.

Feel free to leave a comment if your boss is a jackass or even worse I do not want to feel like I am the only one. Hell leave me a comment if you actually like your boss i would really like to know.

NOW get Back to work! work! work!

I AM OVER IT COMPLETELY!!!!!!!????

I had a long weekend to get over the duche bag. Well after Friday night fueled by beer and anger and a few nasty late night calls. I expressed all my anger woke up with a splitting hangover.
Drove by his house to drop off his shit called him a few nasty names under my breath and that was it.

He called Saturday night to say he was sorry and hopefully we could be friends. I said hellllll no I do not need someone like him as a friend. I hope that someday he is happy and gets married has 20 kids. These were the things that I did not want to give him.

I say it is because I am perpetually immature....But hell I am happy

Friday was a night fueled by hatred and beer. Sometimes a nasty combination but I believed I handled it quite well. The hangover the next day was a whole different story. I got through it like a champ.

I believe that even after a mutual breakup there need to be some problem drinking and stressing anger. It is all part of the healing process.

I have a choice now to start dating again after a predetermined amount of space or just to hang out with like no string attached. I am at a point in my life where I do not want to get married or have kids. I do not know if that will change one day or not. I knew I was not going to let him change me.

Women out there don't let a man change you and don't try to change a man it never, ever works out.


I will say again beer and anger never mix but beer and hatred sometimes do so be aware of the fine line and if you cross it then realize you need to be careful. Have a drinking buddy that wont let you go any farther than a few nasty phone call or cutting up some of his shit.
I am not a cutter just a caller.

So to all women that have lost their whiney ass boyfriend to something or someone else, take a deep breath buy a twelve pack, some cigs, and get the cell phone ready. Besides the hangover you will feel better in the matter of one evening.

Well I better get back to work, love company time.heheheh

LATER DUCHE BAG

I dumped or got dumped (not sure how it all went down today) that duce bag boyfriend of mine. I felt sad for like a minute but no I am very relieved about the whole thing.

I told him that I was not happy and he said that he was not happy so I think maybe it was a mutual split.

18 months is a long time to be with someone.

well for the last 6 months he has jus whined and whined. So later loser


I am single again and ready to mingle.

Well I will give it a couple of days but you know what I mean..........

Later all especially all you hot men out there. hahahahahaha

LOVE AND HATE

Here are 2 lists of my love and hate world that might give you a little insight to how I am

THINGS I LOVE----

1. Spring
2. A good cup of coffee
3. A nice cold beer
4. Family
5. New socks
6. The feeling of going to bed on fresh clean sheets
7. My Cat
8. TV
9. The NY POST
10. Matthew Mcconaughey


THINGS I HATE-----

1. When you are eating salsa and you stick the chip in the jar and you get salsa all over you hand.
2. When people have terrible grammar ex. yous guys, ain't got no and my favorite bite me
3. Wedgies
4. Working
5. Canadians....Not all just Celion Dion and Dave Coulier (I do like Alanis Morissette)
6. Sushi
7. Pidgeons (maybe birds in general)
8. Fairs (many many reasons I do like the freak shows though)
9. When you dial a wrong # and get a fax machine (all the screeching)
10. Teva Sandals (they are just fucking ugly)
11. Job interviews
12. Grocery shopping
13. The "KING" from the Burger King commercials (he is freaky)
14. Slim Jims (what are they really)
15. Telemarketers

It kills me that the first list is shorter than the second. But all the things on both list are as real as I get. I just hope that the Teva sandal company does not sue for slander.

BIRD FLU????????

Should I really be worried about this???? I mean I hear all about it there is going to be a movie this week on TV. I really am not all that worried about it. I want to know wetter I should be or not.

Just this past weekend I was in bed sick and the whole time I was thinking is this the Bird Flu.

I made it through the weekend, thank god. I always say that there is always a better way to spend the weekend in bed. (Unfortunately i had no choice)

I read an article about how we should stock up on tuna and powdered milk if the pandemic hits. I will tell you one thing I am not going out like that. I will stock up on beer and cheez-itz. And of course some water.

Here is my survival list:

1. Beer (If I am going out I am going out with a Buzz)
2. Cigarettes (I think I would rethink quitting for atleast a while)
3. Water (they say you have to have water)
4. Car with a full tank of gas, not just any car one of those Mad Max cars (Where would I put the stuff that I looted)
5. Canned fruit (might loot a blender and make some smoothes with the powdered milk)
6. Powdered milk and Canned Tuna (I read it in the NY POST so it must be true)
7. Condoms (I know it sounds silly but if I survive I do not want a cliche baby birthed during the pandemic....)
8. Cash (need money for the Black market items that I forgot to put in kit example the flu shot I should of gotten prior to pandemic)
9. Cellphone (so I can call everyone I know to see if they have the bird flu then proceed to tell them that I should of planned better and stocked up so they don't come over)
10. MOST IMPORTANT .......DIET PEPSI I can't live without it I would rather die than go without (shameless plug)

Well there it is if you can find me during this so called pandemic and you do not have the bird flu I might be willing to part with some beers and cigs (small fee of course) so come on lets have a pandemic party.

Please, Please leave a comment if I really should be worried about this!!!!!!

VIEW THIS>>>BITCHES

I hate this bitch....A LOT she is good for nothing but making me angry. Every morning she gets on that fucked up stupid show what is it called....The View. The only thing that I am viewing is that there is a table full of assholes talking over each other.

Starr by far is the worse....How many times does she have to tell us theat she is a female black lawyer..Hello Starr you have been on the show since it started I think we get it. Anyway what was her claim to fame before this...OJ trial. I would never put my name anywhere near that train wreck.

Also Starr gets intestinal bypass surgery but leads you to believe that she went on a diet. Yeah fucking right. Now she looks like a drag queen with a thyroid problem. I mean her eyes stick out farther now then her boobs (since she got them done).

Starr Jones in my opinion is the worst TV personality since.......fucking ever.

The only one I like on the show in Merideth and thank god she is leaving that mess.

Oh yeah by the way Starr Jones is just a beard for her gay husband what is his name Steadman. No that is not it....Oh yeah Mr. I am married to a drag queen, beard with an over active thyroid.

Spike Lee called and wants his eyes back.

I hope Rosie O'Donnell comes in and they get in a fist fight, then we can see Barbara Walters Kung Fu moves.

I hate Starr soooooooooo much it is making me lose it

REMEMBER THIS (BUSINESS ON TOP-PARTY IN THE BACK)....PASS ME A PABST BLUE RIBBON

Remember when things were way funnier then they are now. I do. I only have to remember 1 trend in the last 20 years to make me laugh every day......

here it is










THE FUCKING MULLET

What a train wreck of a hair style.. I can proudly say I never donned the mullet but I did have a huge can of Aquanet in my locker. No wonder there is no Ozone layer....fucking Aquanet.

Whitesnake, Metallica, Poison, G&R, and Mullets.

I am not all that upset of the passing of any these one items.

I knew people who though they were the shit. White tight jeans, Pink Izod shirt (collar up), Doc Siders and a happening mullet.

Business on top Party in the back.

Remember parachute pants, leg warmers, head bands, tube tops........Oh my god I have to stop I am getting freaked out.

Thank god that all these have passed. They might come back someday in a different form but lets hope that the mullet is gone and gone forever.

IN MY WORLD WE COULD JAIL PEOPLE THAT HAVE MALLETS.

I hate to say it but there are a few people still holding on to the mullet. A Lesbian cashier at the local grocery store has one. I never noticed because they wear hats but I saw here and her woman at the bar and it was a full blazing mullet......fuck
You would think the woman would say something

And what hair dresser now a day says "the sides real short and the back real long would look great." They have some blame here too.

MMMMMM.....BEER

This is the man of my dreams sort of. Homer has some positive qualities...Faithful, caring, funny and has a job. More men should look towards homer for the simple qualities that most women look for in men.

Me I seem to get the ones without a job, or they had one and suddenly lost it. I seen to also attract the ones that like other ladies, not my boyfriend now but I have had some experiences.

Homer may be rude and a little crude but he never cheated on Marge, even in that episode with the country singer.

He is not that brite but I like them a little on the slow side.

I should really reevaluate what I look for in men no wonder I have had terrible luck in the past.

ps... I love beer so that is why I love Homer

WHERE I LEARNED MOST OF THE BAD STUFF I KNOW

Remember the school bus? Well I do that is where I learned most of the things, some were cool others were scaring for life.

I was like 8 and learned that there was no Santa Claus....I was on the bus.
I was 12 and learned what sex was.......I was on the bus
I was between the ages of 8 and 15 and learned every curse word that was available....On the Bus

I got beat up on the bus once, see there was a home for wayward girls up the street and they rode the same bus. They did not care for me so much. I learned one day how much they did not care for me.

See the school bus made me tuff. It gave me a starting point. If you did not know something you would learn quickly on the bus.

Remember we were too cool to take the bus?

I went through that phase but in the winter I was not that cool.

See the reason I point this out is that some people I know do not let their kids ride the bus. They are afraid that they will pick up bad habits. Chances are they will.

Just cause of that you cant take the one thing away from child....This being getting the chance one day to sit in the last seat in the back. Man that was awesome. Remember the back of the buss. Rosa Parks did not want to be there but every kid does.

Things have certainly changed


My little cousin says now there are girls giving boys head on the bus.....What the fuck!!!!!

Worse we did was smoke cigarettes or sometimes we got bold and smoked weed.

But any way I sort of got that off my chest......

6AM

It is coming around to about 6am here this is when I leave work. Most people are waking up and cursing the fact that they have a job. Kind on good on my part. I go to the local
Indian run gas station and pick up a 6 pack when everyone else is getting coffee. I feel kind of weird. I get over it.

Working nights is a crazy thing but I love it. The best time of the day is right before the sun comes up, and lasts a little bit right before full sun. There are may positives, no traffic, I can get the paper before cheap asses read it and put it back(I hate that), when I get home no one bothers me because the rest of the world is getting ready and going to work. Plus my job is easy because it is just me all night.

negatives--there are a few. I get a little lonely working this shift, there is absolutely nothing on TV at 8am. And I can not get a slice of pizza at 6am unless I made a pizza and that is not happening.

Someone should open a pizza place for overnight workers.

WHAT THE HELL!!!

Just was watching the news about the illegal immigrants going to not go to work for 1 day in protest because they cant become legal citizens. What the hell is that. Why do we call them illegal Immigrants if they are here legally.

If All Illegal immigrants get amnesty then all murders and drug dealers should too. Why you ask because they all broke the law.

Go ahead take the day off of work to protest. I will be at work earning and honest American Dollar. Paying MY honest American taxes.

What the hell?????????????

I am sure that they are all real hard workers and really are trying but they shoud of taken the proper steps to become a legal citizen.

I know swimming the Rio Grande to get here might not be legal but once you are here there are ways that you can stay.

Hey i have been to Mexico I know why they want to come here but if the table were turned then this would be a whole different story.

I do not know why they want to start paying taxes.

No amnesty! If they want it they have to get amnesty then there citizenship and each one has to take an exsisting citizens taxes over for 1 year. They would be all heading back to the broder.

I think I just solved it.

no i am just losing my mind over there trivial stupid things in this country.

If was a protest to stop hunger and homlesness i would take the damn day off. Or if it was a protest against hip hugger jeans then no problem. Or if it was a protest against Kevin Federline then i would bring friends.
now with the last statement i know i am not slipping that dude is a fucking tool.

REMEMBER THIS DUDE

THIS DUDE WAS
MY FAVORITE





I have to admit that i had no clue the Village people were gay until like 8 years ago. But of all the village people this one was the man fuck the construction worker. (he probably did)

If you remeber him and the others than you are just as fucked up as me but it is okay because you listen to their album. It is a guilty pleasure

MEN!?!?!?!?!?

Here is a list that annoys me about men, especially my boyfriend.

1. They always have to drive, thike it is demasculating to sit in the passenger seat.

2. What is this shit about not "spending enough time together" did i not do my girlfriend duties 4 times this past weekend enuff time "spent together"

3. refering to #2 when being intamate sometimes i hate it when your signifigant other wont go and "do everything" just enough for them. I mean come on what is in it for me.

4. A romantic dinner is not ARBYS. Hell i would be happy with Red Lobster or Olive Garden.

5. A vacation is "NOT" camping. no women like to sleep on the ground not shower and are forced to pee outside. Not to mention fucking bears.

6. I may be slipping but i know i never said (even if drunk) that i would have anal sex. I know for a fact i would of never agreed to that.

7. When buying a gift please, please, please stay as far away from WalMArt as possible. (easy request)

8. Quit asking me do give you head while driving. It will never happen for these 2 reasons only;
1. it is fucking dangerous
2. truck drivers could see

9. Do not ask me to go hiking anymore...the last thing i want to do on a Saturday is walk, uphill and only thing that gets accomplished is that i have to walk all the fucking way down.

Last but not least

10. I know it is ok when you want to have sex i will give in but fucking give in when i am feeling frisky. I just lay there for you. The least you could do is lay there for me.

MONDAYS SUCK

Now look I know I am forced to work for a living but why do I have to suffer at a shit ass job. Now I am sure that there are worse jobs out there than mine, actually I should be lucky I have a job. But I hate working. I am sure that I am not the only one that feels that way.

See our jobs try to redefine us. Instance 1: I get drug tested, ok I bet I am not the only one. But when I am faced with the decision to smoke a fat joint or have a roof over my head I guess that maturity got the best of me and I chose the roof.

I really miss getting high.

2: show up on time is sometime very difficult, we all have shit going on. Me I love to sleep, I work night shifts so waking up is sometimes hard. But it is a must when you have a job.

I love sleeping in.

3: Be nice to people, I generally like people but sometimes I don't. Coworkers or customers it does not matter. Some people in this world are really fucking annoying, and these people always want to talk to me.

Sometimes I hate people

4:(this is the most important) Money. We go through all of this shit I mentioned above for money. We live for the dollar. But see we do the shitty job, do not smoke pot, get up early and talk to people we hate. All for money.

I like money but I want to hit the lotto

Well it goes like this we do what we hate because of work which pays us money. But in a way I beat them at there game I am doing this post while I make 15 dollars an hour on company time.

I believe that this is where it all makes me feel better. (I still miss smoking pot)